What the hell do you do with a....

[wenchhh]

USED BUTT PLUG UP FOR GRABS...
COLOR-ROYAL BLUE
5" LONG, 3" DIAMETER, MADE OF A LOVELY SILICONE TYPE STUFF THAT ILLICITS A DISTINCT BURN WHEN PLACED AGAINST SENSITIVE SUBBY BODY PARTS...


Seriously folks... When Sir and I were last together, he introduced me to my new toy, that *I* had picked out. Imagine my shame and distress when I couldn't tolerate it for but a few seconds. It just burned! Was a little surprised, especially since my endurance for other things had been so good.
Fast forward to last night, when he told me to "go get my toy". Gave it a few teasing licks, just to be a sexy little slut, and even THAT burned my lips, and tasted like... mmm, toxic chemicals! Shrugged, continued to follow directions, and placed it where it was intended to go... and said to Sir, "ooh, it BURNS!" He thought that odd, and in all his masterly wisdom, made me discontinue usage after a short agonizing time.
Woke up this morning with a series of not so sexy little blisters lining my lips. No, not the Zoster kind. When I SAID I was into pain, this isn't QUITE what I meant.

HERE Is the dilema:
hmmm, what the HELL do you do with a used buttplug?

* um, Craigs list???
* Ebay???!!!
* yard sale?
Oh yeah, one of it's other features is that the base does work as a suction on flat surfaces, (so I found out lastnight, when I found myself impaled and STUCK to the chair.... ) so...
*perhaps a bookend ???

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Wenchhh, the bubble lipped subbie

 

[WriterDom]

You could go to Walmart and slip it into some lady's cart when she isn't looking.

 

[Snoozebutton2]

I say you keep it as a reminder of your devotion. As you were willing to push your limits to please him and thus a symbol of your love.

 

[pandoravampire]

use it as a door stop?

use it on him if he's not allergic that is, and willing to allow you to please him that way.

 

[Shankara20]

Toxic waste dump?

Sorry –

I also have an oversized collection of ass toys. As I was looking for those few “just the right sized slide-in-there-big-fella” toys I amassed a bunch that I just cannot bring myself to toss out.

I do like the Wal-Mart idea, hmmmmmm

 

[midwestyankee]

Hmmm....


Keyholder (assuming you use a larger sized keyring)
Garden tool - for making holes prior to planting flowers
Hat holder- or a line of them stuck to the wall would make a cool hat rack
Night light - this would take some wiring but it's doable

 

[Evil_Geoff]

What to do with a butt-plug you are allergic to...

Silicone is one of the safest, least allergenic materials out there, so while there is a possibility that you are allergic to the silicone, it's very unlikely. But you mention it tasted of chemicals and it is quite possible that you had a serious reaction to something that your toy was washed/cleaned with prior to packaging, or that it was exposed to in shipping and handling.

Did you wash it thoroughly before using it? Did you get any blisters (or other reaction other than the burning feeling) on your tongue or your anus?

If you wash it thoroughly, you might try it again to see if the burning sensation returns, if so, try putting a condom on it ... If the burning stops, probably a good idea to get rid of the toy. If the burning sensation doesn't stop, the "burning" sensation is quite possibly your sphincter muscle reacting to being stretched in a way it isn't used to. Kinda like the "burn" athletes get while working out....

I'm not sure you can sell used insertables on eBay or your local swap/sell ad paper... *shrugs* I know I'M not going to buy an insertable toy that's been used on someone I don't know well enough to know their medical history re: STD's and other possible body-fluid borne pathogens... But that's just me.

 

[WriterDom]

With a little work you could probably turn it into a bass lure.

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

That would be quite the kinky bass now wouldn't it?

 

[wenchhh]

Geoff, so serious this morning! Thanks for the good advice. To answer the questions... YES, I washed it with soap and water, then with "Toy disinfectant" that I use on anything, um that kinda personal nature... Maybe it's not silicone. I didn't check the label of the pkg, but it reminds me of it... Blisters, yes, on my lips. On my bum, well.... I don't think so. All feels right with the world in that aspect this morning. (grin... well, you ASKED!)
I'd not sell it on Ebay, or elsewhere... I was joking. I thought the "planting device" was a good idea, wonder if I could get my mum to use it, not knowing what it was. tee hee. I think it'll go in the garbage... we'll see. Thanks for all the great advice.

 

[wenchhh]

oooh, THAT was a good one, what a great imagination, Writer dom!

 

[SweetErika]

By the "silicone type stuff" do you mean it's not PURE silicone? If so, that could very well causing the problem.

At least here in the US, products only have to contain 10% or more of an ingredient to be labeled that way, so a toy that's 11% silicone and 89% jelly (which often burns/causes bad reactions in people) can be called a "Silicone Toy." Toys that are pure silicone are labeled as such generally, and carry a much larger pricetag.

If you love the toy, try the washing and condom, but otherwise go with something that's pure silicone (if this one's not, and if you don't react to all of the other products in your day-to-day life that contain silicone [e.g. most cosmetics], it's probably not the issue), glass, metal, or maybe even vinyl.

 

[TwilightEmbrace]

You could go to Walmart and slip it into some lady's cart when she isn't looking.

LOL....would be priceless to watch the woman when she found it....that first initial glance around to see if anyone had seen a buttplug in her Wal-Mart cart....lol

 

[graceanne]

You could go to Walmart and slip it into some lady's cart when she isn't looking.

LOL DO IT!

Things to do when you're bored at WalMart

1. Get boxes of condoms (or old used butt plugs) and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Geoff, so serious this morning!

It happens from time to time... actually giving someone a straight answer instead of being off-the-wall and flip...

The meds will kick in soon I'm sure! And I'll be right as rain

 

[Perfect_Trust]

Sell it on ebay?

 

[museofdragon]

How about for a hood ornament on your car?

Kinky ring toss at a lifestyle party?

Shoe stretcher??

best i can do.

 

[coy_one]

* um, Craigs list???

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/147621141.html

I still think the Wal-mart idea is the best.

 

[neonflux]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/147621141.html

I still think the Wal-mart idea is the best.

OK, as an SF resident, I am now truly mortified...

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

OK, as an SF resident, I am now truly mortified...

Hmmmn and they call you a Sadist. Between descriptors of "vibrator ~ rotator is slightly jammed with hair" , "vibrator ~ metal casing is slightly bent due to emergency retrieval surgery" and lest we forget "white leather sex swing ~ slightly stained at the edges of leg straps" we have phase 1 & 2 potential of mind f**kery for the budding dominant type.

Phase 1 presenting submissive to be with Itinerary of 'toys' for imminent use followed by extended time frame moving from abject fear to laughing and reassurance then naturally back again. This could be fleshed out with said dominant boasting about fiscal responsibilities , yadda yadda , environmental & recycling importance from a global perspective as well as kink.......

Phase 2 , actually presenting items as per description and implementing there use. Okay that's a stretch but leaving them 'out' for perusal doesn't really challenge any safety issues now does it.

Just a few thoughts I had............

Note to OP
Do you work somewhere where at Christmas everyone buys one present and there is a massive anonymous swap ?

 

[Perfect_Trust]

Note to OP
Do you work somewhere where at Christmas everyone buys one present and there is a massive anonymous swap ?

What a fantastically sick idea...I LOVE it.

 

[neonflux]

Hmmmn and they call you a Sadist. Between descriptors of "vibrator ~ rotator is slightly jammed with hair" , "vibrator ~ metal casing is slightly bent due to emergency retrieval surgery" and lest we forget "white leather sex swing ~ slightly stained at the edges of leg straps" we have phase 1 & 2 potential of mind f**kery for the budding dominant type.

Phase 1 presenting submissive to be with Itinerary of 'toys' for imminent use followed by extended time frame moving from abject fear to laughing and reassurance then naturally back again. This could be fleshed out with said dominant boasting about fiscal responsibilities , yadda yadda , environmental & recycling importance from a global perspective as well as kink.......

Phase 2 , actually presenting items as per description and implementing there use. Okay that's a stretch but leaving them 'out' for perusal doesn't really challenge any safety issues now does it.

Just a few thoughts I had............

Note to OP
Do you work somewhere where at Christmas everyone buys one present and there is a massive anonymous swap ?

You are too, too delightfully perverse!

note to self: bring your own toys if you ever visit "down under"

second note to self: beware of Aussies bearing gifts!

~ Neon

 

[Shankara20]

hmmm, what the HELL do you do with a used buttplug?

aaa, sick it up my ass???

 

[pandoravampire]

I like the Chris cringle idea the best

 

[wenchhh]

Boy Rebecca, you reached "sick as Geoff" status w/ that post! well done! LOL, teasing, EG honey