What the hell are you?

[TheEarl]

Superb idea, Maths, and such a charity for all. How about a brief list of AH regulars so the newbies are less anxious about posting, e.g.,

Persons to ignore
Persons to avoid when they're on the rag
Persons to avoid utterly
Persons willing to rewrite your stories
Persons on meds
Persons from Yorkshire
Persons from Sweden
Persons from No. and So. California
Persons with penis AVs

Can't think of anymore at the moment, but that might be a good intro to the hangout.

Perdita

Inspired by MG's thread on a stock reply to newbies, I thought I'd be interested in how we all saw ourselves on this board. Are you a bitch? Someone to avoid? The comic relief? From Yorkshire?

I'd say I'm one part serious writing, one part sarcastic and two parts affable to all.

And of course one part creating stupid threads that no-one will post to. Taxi!

The Earl

 

[MathGirl]

I suppose I'd have to call myself the 'class clown.' My intelligence can't compete with the likes of Leslie or Demon, and I do not have a formidable wiwi like BlackSnake.
MG

 

[pop_54]

Hold that Taxi!!!!

I'll reply love, oops I mean Earl, *spoken with deep voice*.

I'm the idiot some people humour, some people actaully chat to, but most wish I would just fade away.

PS: I'm not from Yorkshire either, but I have been there

PPS: I can be quite bitchy at times.

 

[SexySoBeChick]

I'm from Florida --'nuff said.

 

[Guest]

don't answer

 

[Guest]

obsession

 

[TheEarl]

I'd say they're more of a public service than his privates. He'd better watch out or Teflon Tony will have them nationalised.

The Earl

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Do you doubt the size of Blacksnake's Warrior? [dubbed]


I think I'm the girl the boys are scared of.


Well, 'cept Pirate Pops, of course. He knows I'm all about nanas and kitten wiggles...

Frau Blau Stylo

 

[Never]

I'm a tourist.

I come for the weather and stay for the crawfish.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I'm a drive by poster...

occasionally earnest to the point of missing sarcasm

Other times I'm sarcastic to the point of missing earnestness

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I see me, myself, and I as the rumpled writer who insures everyone else can feel superior to at least one person on the board.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Never]

Rumple Foreskin:
"I see me, myself, and I as the rumpled writer who insures everyone else can feel superior to at least one person on the board."

You could be the perfect companion to my delusions of grandeur.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

I see myself as pretty much a wall flower, sometimes I'm noticed and sometimes I'm not. I'm in here a lot but I have to be in just the right mood to do any posting.


Wicked

 

[Guest]

taco short of a combo platter

I'm the nice lady who smiles and hands you a brownie when you say that you broke your leg. "Isn't that nice, dear."

Seriously, I am a rather intense person who is doing her best to stay out of the line of fire while having some interesting discussions.

I have learned to ignore that which drives me crazy. My absence or silence is a greater statement of my disgust than anything I could write.

I am in general a kind person.

I am Diane's foil when she let's me.

b

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Gosh, Bridget...

Where'd you go on the AD thread?


*laugH*

mlle

 

[Chicklet]

person to....lust over?

 

[Guest]

Gosh, Bridget...

Where'd you go on the AD thread?


*laugH*

mlle

Oh,

I determined last year to NEVER post to an AD originated thread.

But, thank you again for bringing the non-consent concerns up.

b

 

[destinie21]

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.










the jaded one

 

[The_Fool]

I'm a fool...

A fool for a beautiful woman.

A fool for an innocent child.

A fool fighting for lost causes.

A fool for stupid guy movies.

A fool that from his money is soon parted...in the book store.

A fool fond of good whiskey and better cigars.

I'm just not a fool for you.....

 

[Wantonica]

I'm the one who notices faux pas and indiscretion that goes unnoticed by anyone else. Usually, I keep it to myself, to avoid embarrassing anyone. Then, I wonder why no one else noticed, or are they biting their tongues like me? So, I am the girl on the side, observing, putting in my two cents here and there, and not really giving a hoot what anyone thinks about me or my comments. "What other people think of me is none of my business." For those of you who do care... big hugs!

Smiles,
Wantonica

 

[Guest]

From girlhood through my twenties the female characters with whom I most identified were Bizet's Carmen, Mary Magdalene, Teresa de Avila, and Galina Ulanova's Giselle and Juliet. The face of Greta Garbo inspired my youth.

Through my first prime at 36 the first two made me a brilliant wh'ore, the others resolute but imbalanced, in love. Wagner's Brunnhilde and Bellini's Norma and Elvira came to me in my second prime at 46, along with two artistic women who lived in pain most of their lives but gave the world new eyes and a voice unparalleled, Frida Kahlo and Maria Callas.

I'm in the best prime yet, at 56, and my identity is joined with Sh're's Cleopatra, Cordelia and Rosalind. There is no man to match me, only me, ______; but I have great women friends and always take advantage of the company of men. My best male friends are my three brothers. I'm happy in 'me loneness'.

If I were to get a tattoo, and the idea has only recently been lit in my post-menopausal synapses, it would be the words, Vissi d'arte, vissi d'amore, along with the accompanying musical measures.

Perdita

 

[openthighs_sarah]

I'm the one who's drinking. Specifically, I'm the one who's drinking wine. Sometimes I wish I smoked, because I'd like to be the one who's drinking wine and smoking. You would see me across a smoke-filled room, but I'd be very hazy, you see, because of all the smoke. I'd be a possibility, a probability -- you could describe me with a nice little wave function. The wave function would be kind of sexy and innocent and jaded and naive, all at the same time, a wave function with bite, but with curves, too -- not like those emaciated young supermodel wave functions. Fuck them. Fuck them and their stupid salads. If wave functions had legs, and I'm not suggesting they do, this one would have nice legs. It would giggle a lot. It would seem to exist somewhere at the intersection between sophistication and capricious amphigory.

Then the smoke would clear, (because I don't really smoke after all), and poof, the wave function would collapse.

 

[Guest]

Fuck them and their stupid salads.

Brava, Sarah, brava! You're a tidal wave to me.

Perdita

 

[Just-Legal]

I'm from Yorkshire

I'm the one with the nice eyes that Perdita likes

 

[jfinn]

I'm the boring one who writes those god-awful long posts.

Jayne