what the fuck is wrong with people

[kiwi91]

Does anyone know what some men tend to think that because a woman is bisexual she wants every fucking dick or pussy she sees? And comes at them with some off the wall fucked up pickup line like they are gods creation for all women. Seriously. Does anyone else get pissed off by this shit or is it just me.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Are you asking whether anyone else in history has ever been annoyed by an inappropriate or undesired sexual approach? Really?

Anyway, no. It's just you. What an appalling, and wholly unique, situation you are in.

 

[StrayKat]

Not really. Most I get is "hehe nice".

 

[Mrtenant]

Does anyone know what some men tend to think that because a woman is bisexual she wants every fucking dick or pussy she sees? And comes at them with some off the wall fucked up pickup line like they are gods creation for all women. Seriously. Does anyone else get pissed off by this shit or is it just me.

just you, ...don't take yourself so seriously, lighten up a bit, then tell them you are bisexual not trisexual ( you know, the old joke, trys fucking anything )

Personally, I'm finding it a little alarming that no one finds me hot anymore, wtf???

 

[Mischka]

You cannot control other people, only your reaction to them. Why get pissed off? Is it helping you in any way?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Burn them all, the bastards. And Indie. And the Irish.

Burn them all I say.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You cannot control other people, only your reaction to them. Why get pissed off? Is it helping you in any way?

And this one.

Burn her and her Nipples of Doom.

 

[dolf]

Are you asking whether anyone else in history has ever been annoyed by an inappropriate or undesired sexual approach? Really?

Anyway, no. It's just you. What an appalling, and wholly unique, situation you are in.

I couldn't have snarked it better.

 

[Mischka]

And this one.

Burn her and her Nipples of Doom.

I'll coat my Cherry Bakewells in aluminum and ferrotitanium powders, so that I light up like a sparkler.

 

[rosco rathbone]

It's just a passing trend anyway. In 20 years the current fascination with bisexual females and hot girl on girl action is going to seem as naff as one of those disgusting 70s Penthouse photo spreads.

 

[DooleyDarter]

I have been told one of the best parts of being bi is it doubles your chances of a date on Saturday night.

 

[chillywilly2]

so whats 2 x 0

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are you asking whether anyone else in history has ever been annoyed by an inappropriate or undesired sexual approach? Really?

Anyway, no. It's just you. What an appalling, and wholly unique, situation you are in.

You promised to not bring that up. You were looking particularly appealing after a couple of shots and a walk in the moonlight. You broke my heart that night, damn you.

<<<cries

 

[Queersetti]

I have been told one of the best parts of being bi is it doubles your chances of a date on Saturday night.

They didn't mean you, specifically.

 

[dolf]

i'm de-laming this thread with a link.

 

[StrayKat]

It's just a passing trend anyway. In 20 years the current fascination with bisexual females and hot girl on girl action is going to seem as naff as one of those disgusting 70s Penthouse photo spreads.

Since its just about top fantasy of most men I talk to, I really doubt it will take only 20 years for them all to do it enough to get bored of it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You promised to not bring that up. You were looking particularly appealing after a couple of shots and a walk in the moonlight. You broke my heart that night, damn you.

<<<cries

It's his tophat and cane. Had similar effect on me. Can't resist jaunty types.

 

[Queersetti]

Quit picking on Kiwi. She has a valid concern.


Men are testosterone fueled lunatics who can't think of anything but the sexual implications of any subject.


And thank god for it.

 

[StrayKat]

i'm de-laming this thread with a link.

Spewed my coffee.

That was hilarious.

 

[dolf]

Spewed my coffee.

That was hilarious.

awesome huh? shame they don't sell it here.

 

[StrayKat]

awesome huh? shame they don't sell it here.

Better for me.
I would not resist temptation and probably open it up soon I got out of the store, just to see the faces of people around me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's his tophat and cane. Had similar effect on me. Can't resist jaunty types.

He does have a way, damn it.

<<<cries more

 

[Dream59]

Does anyone know what some men tend to think that because a woman is bisexual she wants every fucking dick or pussy she sees? And comes at them with some off the wall fucked up pickup line like they are gods creation for all women. Seriously. Does anyone else get pissed off by this shit or is it just me.

Do you know that some women think they are God's gift to humanity, and act insulted every time a man, whom they think is beneath them, tries to interact with them? Take a Valium. It isn't a gender specific problem.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Does anyone know what some men tend to think that because a woman is bisexual she wants every fucking dick or pussy she sees?

Does anyone know what some women tend to think that because a guy has money he's a fucking ATM for a pair of tits and a cute smile?

And comes at them with some off the wall fucked up pickup line like they are gods creation for all women. Seriously.

And comes at them with some off the wall fucked up line like "Why don't you buy me a drink?" as if they are really THAT good looking...buy ya own fucking drink broke ass hoe.

Se how easy that was? Now you know that both genders can be uncouth and irritating as all fuck...or you could have just read what you posted before you posted it.

Does anyone else get pissed off by this shit or is it just me.

It's just you...


Now take your ratchet ass..
https://31.media.tumblr.com/dcd5e70b8abffb83f41518bb27204775/tumblr_inline_n33uheUEJn1s8x54y.gif

.. and be gone bitch.

 

[DesEsseintes]

You promised to not bring that up. You were looking particularly appealing after a couple of shots and a walk in the moonlight. You broke my heart that night, damn you.

<<<cries

I AM the Moonlight. I split people down the middle.