what the fuck is that noise?

[killallhippies]

don't make me look out the window. if it's the machines rising up to destroy us their human masters that shit would totally suck and you'd feel like way bad for getting me killed because i'm super awesome at breaking shit. you assholes will need me.

 

[killallhippies]

oh. it's the assholes from the gas company. slowass bastards.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't hear anything.

 

[killallhippies]

that's actually somewhat amazing.

 

[blobfish]

That noise is your life slowly ending over a spam of decades.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

don't make me look out the window. if it's the machines rising up to destroy us their human masters that shit would totally suck and you'd feel like way bad for getting me killed because i'm super awesome at breaking shit. you assholes will need me.

being 10% smarter than the machines you run is a requirment....

 

[bluemuse]

The questionable meat product?

 

[killallhippies]

nope. this noise doesn't orignate in my large intestine.

 

[blobfish]

I seem to have typed "spam" when I intended to type "span"!

 

[QueenLevitra]

I was enjoying the sound of the sprinklers hitting the trees until 9a.m. on the dot when the industrial sized jackhammer started up on the soon to be gone 80 year old bridge up the road.

On the bright side, the 15 mile detour out to the main road is a delightful ride through undisturbed nature.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The shameful sound of people fucking.

 

[QueenLevitra]

The shameful sound of people fucking.

That sound never goes away.

 

[blobfish]

The sound of my hand furiously stroking myself.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

You better stop! Hey, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down.

 

[sweepthefloor]

That sound never goes away.

No, but we learn to create our very own inner white-noise.

 

[blobfish]

You better stop! Hey, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down.

Me. On myself.

 

[run_silent]

You better stop! Hey, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down.

Ah, I love obscure references. I really do. It makes me feel hip or whatever those crazy kids are calling it these days.

 

[blobfish]

Ah, I love obscure references. I really do. It makes me feel hip or whatever those crazy kids are calling it these days.

I didn't know that Buffalo Springfield was obscure.

 

[killallhippies]

The shameful sound of people fucking.

are they hot people?

 

[run_silent]

are they hot people?

In my head that's how I see them. It's way better for me that way.

 

[blobfish]

are they hot people?

They are now. Fuckers sound like they're playing racquetball.

 

[QueenLevitra]

No, but we learn to create our very own inner white-noise.

So that's what all that low moaning is...

 

[JohnnySavage]

It seems like everyone in my neighborhood uses a different trash service. Every day of the work-week, trash trucks are banging and making noise at 6am. Then on Saturdays the county picks up the recycle stuff.

Then on the Lord's day, everyone wants to cut their grass as soon as that bright thing comes above the horizon.

Why can't people sleep in until 10 am or so?

 

[sweepthefloor]

are they hot people?

We are all pleasure-bots.

 

[sweepthefloor]

So that's what all that low moaning is...

I will gag them all.