What the fuck is in my eyes?

[Kalyn]

What the fuck is in my eyes?



Oh never mind, it's just a plethora of bright-ass spotlights, carry on.

 

[medjay]

I've been wearing my arc welding goggles for the past hour or so.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

There's a good lot of vitreous humor in there...gooey!

 

[Kalyn]

There's a good lot of vitreous humor in there...gooey!

There's really nothing quite like cornea jelly.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You got that right!

 

[Kalyn]

I used to like it on toast, now I eat it straight from the jar.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Yum!

I fancy mine on lamb.

 

[Kalyn]

I find mine gets a little runny on warm lamb, but it's to die for with cold duck and crackers.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You could be on to something with that cracker bit. Everything goes good on a ritz, right?

 

[Kalyn]

It's all about the Ritz, baby!!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Buttery goodness!

I'm sure there's plenty more fun to be had with Eye goo, too.

 

[Kalyn]

I loooove eyegootoo. I always get an order with my eggfooyoung and moogogipan.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

And it's just perfect on baby carrots and snow peas!

 

[Kalyn]

Funny, at Wong's House of Dong, I always get baby carrots and snow peas in my eyegootoo.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Excellent choice!

I'm also quite partial to dipping my spicy sea scallps into a fresh cup of goop. Just hits the spot, I tell ya.

 

[Shadowann2]

*sticks head in thread, runs off to throw up*

 

[Kalyn]

OOOHHH, Last time I dipped my spicy sea scallop in goop, I got a nasty rash.

 

[teddybear4play]

I complained about this yesterday.

Now I just wear these. Makes Lit surfing much less hard on the peepers.

TB4p