What the fuck is in my ass?

[Kalyn]

Oh, never mind, it appears to just be a giant candy cane, crook end first. Carry on.

 

[Guest]

ouch.

 

[Rhys]

I think there was a spotlight thread on lubricants...

 

[Kalyn]

Rhys, thanks for the tip, I'll head over there as soon as I can see and walk again.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Now you'll have minty-fresh ass!

Flatulence can be your friend!

 

[Shadowann2]

Mmmmmm...minty fresh farts....I'll have to try that on my husband!

 

[Kalyn]

Now I can indulge my appetite for cornea jelly , which used to give me the worst gas. No longer will I be backed into a corner by my intestinal distress.