What the F*CK?! [REALLY odd feedback]

[Just-Legal]

Random feedback:

You have an interesting name, and a very interesting BIO. You picture shows a
very pretty YOUNG girl, who love to mutilate herself and God knows what else she
does, besides love having sex. She is a very good writer, and she tells a very
good story. But if she continues to mutilate herself, she will start to look
very ugly, and will only have he writings. Some perople will love her, but I'm
sure they will only be a short lived relationship. Keep with your writing, and
try to give up your mutilations, and staay beautiful.

Right, for starters, I have three peircings, including my earlobes (which counts as one). I have no tattoos, no other peircings, no implants, nothing.

All natural.

I'm engaged. In a steady relationship. We have a flat to move into in October, we just picked the kitchen ffs.

So. Anyway.

Do I win the weirdest feedback award?

 

[oggbashan]

I think "he-who-must-not-be-named" (except by Harry Potter) is behind that feedback.

It might be useful to get your wand out and start waving it. How are you at "Defence against the DarK Arts"?

Og.

 

[Just-Legal]

ROFL!

Hmm... now there's an idea... I wonder if someone could come up with a naked Voldemort pic I can send to all my flamers...

*grins*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Gimme a day or two, J-Le... I'll fix it for ya!

 

[MathGirl]

Do I win the weirdest feedback award?

Dear JL,
No, dear. That feedback was only a bit unusual. You haven't seen truly weird feedback until you've read what DurtGurl receives. Count your blessings.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, J-Le, here he is... a Voldemort that scares anyone!!!

 

[DurtGurl]

Ouch!

OK, J-Le, here he is... a Voldemort that scares anyone!!!

Dear Svenska,
That guy looks like he has a skull chewing on his weenie.
DG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Ouch!

Dear Svenska,
That guy looks like he has a skull chewing on his weenie.
DG

Dear DurtGurl,

you certainly hit the head on the nail there!

That's the symbol of the Death Eaters - a snake slithering through a skull.

And here we have the reason why.

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

Random feedback:



Right, for starters, I have three peircings, including my earlobes (which counts as one). I have no tattoos, no other peircings, no implants, nothing.

All natural.

I'm engaged. In a steady relationship. We have a flat to move into in October, we just picked the kitchen ffs.

So. Anyway.

Do I win the weirdest feedback award?

J-Le,

Probably written by an American. Americans simply cannot comprehend the natural beauty of a British woman. At least, not in the way a British man can.

Ax

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Brittish accent... *droooooooooooool*

 

[oggbashan]

Swedish Women

Brittish accent... *droooooooooooool*

Why drool about a Brittish (sic) accent? Most British men would rather drool about a fantasy Swedish Girl, who is supposed to be intelligent, tall, blonde, fair haired and to talk like a Swedish film star.

To be fair, Swedish men have also have a good image with British women.

Like most generalisations the reality may be very different. Or if the fantasy Swedish woman actually appeared, the British man would be too scared to talk to her!

Og.

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

Re: Swedish Women

Why drool about a Brittish (sic) accent? Most British men would rather drool about a fantasy Swedish Girl, who is supposed to be intelligent, tall, blonde, fair haired and to talk like a Swedish film star.

To be fair, Swedish men have also have a good image with British women.

Like most generalisations the reality may be very different. Or if the fantasy Swedish woman actually appeared, the British man would be too scared to talk to her!

Og.

I met the fantasy Swedish Girl once. Tall, blond, intelligent, beautiful - it was like something out of a fairy tale...

The Swedish thing is OK, but personally, I'll drool over that Irish accent some more...

ax

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Swedish Women

Why drool about a Brittish (sic) accent? Most British men would rather drool about a fantasy Swedish Girl, who is supposed to be intelligent, tall, blonde, fair haired and to talk like a Swedish film star.

To be fair, Swedish men have also have a good image with British women.

Like most generalisations the reality may be very different. Or if the fantasy Swedish woman actually appeared, the British man would be too scared to talk to her!

Og.

Oh, we're easy to figure out, you know! Approach us, talk to us - if we like you, we'll jump you. If we don't like you, we'll

• ask you to leave
• growl at you
• hit you.
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  I love British accents. If I may get ridiculously poetic here, when I hear someone talk in a clean, British, well-schooled (but not necessarily upper-class) accent, I hear little silver bells ring in every syllable uttered.
  
  That's me.

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Originally by SlaveMasterUK
The Swedish thing is OK, but personally, I'll drool over that Irish accent some more...

Actually, as a Brit, I must agree. An Irish accent (female) certainly does it for me.

 

[TheEarl]

God and I thought I was weird going for an Irish accent. J-L, I feel your pain. That is some seriously fucked up feedback.

Svenskaflicka: remind me to send you a recording of h ow I speak will you?

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Svenskaflicka: remind me to send you a recording of h ow I speak will you?

Earl, remember to send me a recording of how you speak.

 

[Just-Legal]

*grins evilly*

I'm half Irish, half English. I can do either accent with ease.

I think my two audio poems will be read one with English, one with Irish.

That improve my score? *grins*

EDIT: Svenska, thats sick. Its perfect! *grins*

 

[MathGirl]

[BI'm half Irish, half English. I can do either accent with ease.
[/B]

I was in Ireland last year. Over on the west side, Mayo and Kerry area, I couldn't understand anything they said. They speak Celtic a lot over there, but they swore they were speaking English.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

EDIT: Svenska, thats sick. Its perfect! *grins*

Glad you liked it.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I had two weird feedbacks today. One told me that I fuck well...

svenska flicka knella bra

Don't know how he/she knows that, but... I suppose I'm supposed to be... flattered?

Another one said:

HONEY, TWO WORDS FOR YOU: SEEK HELP!!!

I'm not sure what he/she/it means by that. Perhaps he/she/it had read my Kurt Olsson XXX-Special..?

 

[oggbashan]

Perhaps ...

Svenskaflicka,

Perhaps the "fuck well" feedback is meant to mean that you write great descriptions of the sexual act.

As for the "You need help" ... That is probably wishful thinking from the respondent or a response to the realistic characterisation. Some readers cannot tell the difference between a writer's vivid imagination and their real lives.

Ignore them both.

Og.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Very true, og. Thank you.

 

[oggbashan]

Very true, og. Thank you.

No worries, Cobber.

Just look for the silver wombat behind every gum-tree and she'll be right.

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Fanmail...................

Here's a message from one of my many devoted fans. It's always nice to know I have admirers from the intelligentia. Things like this make it all worthwhile.
MG

This is the message:

Hey 'Mathgurl'
Wanna let me do some real 'calculations' on ya? I can reelly
'differentiate' your pussy n' asshole; and I can 'integrate' my dick with either!

 

[oggbashan]

Re: fanmail.............

Why don't I get feedback like MathGirl's?

Do you think the hat puts them off?

Og.