What song should you strip to?

[cloudy]

Okay, this is from my LJ, but thought it'd be fun to do here.

What's your stripper song?

Mine says: When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to tell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

 

[glynndah]

Obviously the witch's song. I got that one, too.

 

[tickledkitty]

I'm a Slave 4 U
by Britney Spears

 

[bluebell]

Eww! I got "My Love Is Like Wo" by Mya.

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
EWWWWWWWWWYYYYY EWWWWWWWW!

I demand a re-count! Dangling chads! Injustice! Curses and damnation!
*pounds fist on desk*

Kitty, trade with me???

 

[tickledkitty]

Eww! I got "My Love Is Like Wo" by Mya.

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
EWWWWWWWWWYYYYY EWWWWWWWW!

I demand a re-count! Dangling chads! Injustice! Curses and damnation!
*pounds fist on desk*

Kitty, trade with me???

I don't think I've ever heard either of those songs, Bluey.

If I had my choice, I think I'd pick "Possession" by Sarah McLachlan...not sure how that would work stripping, though I do like the idea of it and the lyrics.

 

[bluebell]

I don't think I've ever heard either of those songs, Bluey.

If I had my choice, I think I'd pick "Possession" by Sarah McLachlan...not sure how that would work stripping, though I do like the idea of it and the lyrics.

Oh well. I miss the old Britney. The one who was crazy in a mainstream way.
Life just isn't the same without her cubic zirconia sparkle. *sniff*

I took it again and it gave me a Depeche Mode song. If I can strip to Depeche Mode, you can strip to Sarah McLachlan.
Rock it, sista' friend.

 

[tickledkitty]

Oh well. I miss the old Britney. The one who was crazy in a mainstream way.
Life just isn't the same without her cubic zirconia sparkle. *sniff*

I took it again and it gave me a Depeche Mode song. If I can strip to Depeche Mode, you can strip to Sarah McLachlan.
Rock it, sista' friend.

Ooohhh Depeche Mode. What song? Personal Jesus?

 

[bluebell]

Ooohhh Depeche Mode. What song? Personal Jesus?

Master and Servant.

Maybe I'll take it again...just for, um, educational purposes.

 

[tickledkitty]

Master and Servant.

Maybe I'll take it again...just for, um, educational purposes.

That was actually my first guess, but I had to be a smart ass.

I haven't listened to Depeche Mode in a really long time.

 

[R. Richard]

It is not necessary to take the quiz. The obvious answer is The Stripper, by David Rose. A #1 song in 1962.

 

[bluebell]

That was actually my first guess, but I had to be a smart ass.

You? A smart-ass? Never!

This time I was told I'm a complete exhibitionist and that I should strip to I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.
And let's not forget the fact that it asserted I was probably already a stripper.

Isn't my life spicy? I didn't even know.

 

[cloudy]

I liked my song.

 

[bluebell]

It is not necessary to take the quiz. The obvious answer is The Stripper, by David Rose. A #1 song in 1962.

I dunno, Richard dear. I think you could defrock and boogie down to Devo.

 

[tickledkitty]

You? A smart-ass? Never!

This time I was told I'm a complete exhibitionist and that I should strip to I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.
And let's not forget the fact that it asserted I was probably already a stripper.

Isn't my life spicy? I didn't even know.

It's a karmic kinda thing, Blue. You can't keep changing your mind.

 

[tickledkitty]

I dunno, Richard dear. I think you could defrock and boogie down to Devo.

*snort*

 

[amicus]

Gypsy Rose Lee, from the film, Natalie Wood, "Let me entertain you, let me make you smile...."

But then modern music is so basely gross, eh? sighs...


amicus...(I know, go away Amicus....{gone})

 

[bluebell]

I liked my song.

Well dammit, I'm glad someone did! (It does seem to be quite fitting )
Now I just have to re-take the quiz over and over until I get what I want.
I don't know what I want, but I will get it.

 

[cloudy]

Well dammit, I'm glad someone did! (It does seem to be quite fitting )
Now I just have to re-take the quiz over and over until I get what I want.
I don't know what I want, but I will get it.

It's got a wonderful stripper/poledancer beat to it, too. But then, NIN rocks.

 

[tickledkitty]

Well dammit, I'm glad someone did! (It does seem to be quite fitting )
Now I just have to re-take the quiz over and over until I get what I want.
I don't know what I want, but I will get it.

You don't think "Master and Servant" is fitting?



The nanas like it.

It's a lot like life
this game between the sheets
With you on top
and me underneath (or something like that)

 

[bluebell]

It's a karmic kinda thing, Blue. You can't keep changing your mind.

Aw. Darnit.

*snort*

Really, though! I think it would be very fitting for him if he was blind stinking drunk and had decided to wear some very lovely boxer-briefs that night.

Ami, don't go.
I could see you putting up a smashingly slow performance to "Maybe This Time" from Cabaret.

 

[tickledkitty]

It's got a wonderful stripper/poledancer beat to it, too. But then, NIN rocks.

Yep, it does. I can see your hair flying out behind you, Cloudy.

 

[cloudy]

Yep, it does. I can see your hair flying out behind you, Cloudy.

it fits me, for sure.

 

[tickledkitty]

Aw. Darnit.



Really, though! I think it would be very fitting for him if he was blind stinking drunk and had decided to wear some very lovely boxer-briefs that night.

Ami, don't go.
I could see you putting up a smashingly slow performance to "Maybe This Time" from Cabaret.

OMG. Stop it. I need the little Yahoo roflmao smilie thing here.

 

[tickledkitty]

God, I'm seeing skinny white legs coming out of baggy tighty whiteys.

 

[bluebell]

It's got a wonderful stripper/poledancer beat to it, too. But then, NIN rocks.

Well, yes. Rocking. Not to mention you on a pole...rocking.
I think I need to borrow Kitty's fan from after she read SG's story earlier.

You don't think "Master and Servant" is fitting?



The nanas like it.

It's a lot like life
this game between the sheets
With you on top
and me underneath (or something like that)

Well, it is kinda kinky. Especially when you say it.
And really, who can argue with the nanas?