What should you do when the moderator...

[LukkyKnight]

...reaches 10,000 posts?

How does one celebrate such a milestone on the "How To..." forum?

Over in the "General" forum, we have no such luxury as having a moderator, so there aren't any traditions established. Now, I trust there will be a certain amount of good-natured merriment and porn, but... but here she's the moderator. What to do?

 

[Vixandra]

Throw a dozen 's at her feet and start a praise thread?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Throw a dozen 's at her feet and start a praise thread?

Not bad, I suppose... now for the How To... part: How do you throw roses at the virtual feet of the moderator? This is, after all, cause for some sort of notorious celebrating, eh?

For instance, would you think they should be cast one each by twelve naked nubian slaves?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Great news. We have weeks to work it out. Alex'ah has got poster's block.

 

[Vixandra]

Not bad, I suppose... now for the How To... part: How do you throw roses at the virtual feet of the moderator? This is, after all, cause for some sort of notorious celebrating, eh?

For instance, would you think they should be cast one each by twelve naked nubian slaves?

Perhaps ask for the help of 12 of the BSDM's forum's subbies? I imagine they'd do it, assuming there was a good flogging involved for them.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Perhaps ask for the help of 12 of the BSDM's forum's subbies? I imagine they'd do it, assuming there was a good flogging involved for them.

I like it, but we're talking a moderator, and reaching 10,000 posts. I'm thinking we need 12 times 12 of them.

We have time to get it organized. draah has acute postipation going. Anybody got any virtual prunes?