What should I say to Clinton?

[LinearMan]

I get to work with the Big Dog in a couple of days... # 42. Aside from wanting to tackle-hug the guy and beg him to rewrite the constitution so that he could be elected to a third term, what the hell should I say to him?

Needs to be something respectful yet unique. I have a few ideas already, but the Lit braintrust can always be counted on to come up with something that I never would have thought of...

Ideas?

 

[Songcatcher]

May I cigar you, ma'am?

 

[LinearMan]

May I cigar you, ma'am?

I don't think that quite measures up to the whole "respectful" thingee.

 

[Kain__Thornn]

Thank him for the 10 round magazine law, then pinch his nipples clean off...

 

[Hester]

I get to work with the Big Dog in a couple of days... # 42. Aside from wanting to tackle-hug the guy and beg him to rewrite the constitution so that he could be elected to a third term, what the hell should I say to him?

Needs to be something respectful yet unique. I have a few ideas already, but the Lit braintrust can always be counted on to come up with something that I never would have thought of...

Ideas?

tell him i want to put on a blue dress and blow him.

i know it's been done before, but i'm a sucker for tradition.

 

[Delicacy]

Is it a formal or informal meeting?

 

[Songcatcher]

tell him i want to put on a blue dress and blow him.

i know it's been done before, but i'm a sucker for tradition.

Trying too hard?

 

[LinearMan]

tell him i want to put on a blue dress and blow him.

i know it's been done before, but i'm a sucker for tradition.

You just told him. He's probably a member of Lit (with several alts).

 

[bare_pussy]

I get to work with the Big Dog in a couple of days... # 42. Aside from wanting to tackle-hug the guy and beg him to rewrite the constitution so that he could be elected to a third term, what the hell should I say to him?

Needs to be something respectful yet unique. I have a few ideas already, but the Lit braintrust can always be counted on to come up with something that I never would have thought of...

Ideas?

I'd ask how can you be married to that cold woman who couldn't be trusted with a bag of lies?
and...why did america care so much about blow job and lets this guy get away with such obvious high crimes? why the shift in society's moral high ground?

i love Bill. squeeze his tush for me - he does dig curvy jewish chicks!

 

[RoryN]

Thank him for his policies supporting handicapped people, but add that you're understandably upset said policies allowed for the election of the current president.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Three words: "Like your tie."

 

[~hellbaby~]

I get to work with the Big Dog in a couple of days... # 42. Aside from wanting to tackle-hug the guy and beg him to rewrite the constitution so that he could be elected to a third term, what the hell should I say to him?

Needs to be something respectful yet unique. I have a few ideas already, but the Lit braintrust can always be counted on to come up with something that I never would have thought of...

Ideas?

How about
"Did she spit or swallow?"

 

[Ham Murabi]

Thank him for his policies supporting handicapped people, but add that you're understandably upset said policies allowed for the election of the current president.

And also ask him about eugenics policies to deal with the majority of voters who elected the current president, too. Clearly they don't have your superior intellect.

 

[LinearMan]

Is it a formal or informal meeting?

Informal. But I'll probably have a couple of minutes alone with him. Of course, it would be nice to not sound like an idiot.

 

[bare_pussy]

Informal. But I'll probably have a couple of minutes alone with him. Of course, it would be nice to not sound like an idiot.

he has had meetings with W.
I think the bar for "not sounding like an idiot" is set low enough now.

 

[RoryN]

And also ask him about eugenics policies to deal with the majority of voters who elected the current president, too. Clearly they don't have your superior intellect.

I think we've established that the American majority doesn't have the greatest smarts in the world. That's not news.

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

Since he is no longer "Mr. President" and has no plans of again being the top dog, has he started inhaling? And maybe you could have him hook you up. You know that guys getting the good shit.

 

[Hester]

You just told him. He's probably a member of Lit (with several alts).

bill, PM me!

 

[JustWanderful]

May I cigar you, ma'am?

I was thinking Pink Floyd....Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far...

 

[Comshaw]

I get to work with the Big Dog in a couple of days... # 42. Aside from wanting to tackle-hug the guy and beg him to rewrite the constitution so that he could be elected to a third term, what the hell should I say to him?

Needs to be something respectful yet unique. I have a few ideas already, but the Lit braintrust can always be counted on to come up with something that I never would have thought of...

Ideas?

I know what I'd ask him...what his definition of is...is.


Comshaw

 

[Purple Haze]

Ask him what it's like to fuck Barbara Bush...

 

[Hester]

i still don't have a PM

 

[LinearMan]

he has had meetings with W.
I think the bar for "not sounding like an idiot" is set low enough now.

See? I'm feeling better about this already. Thank you

 

[luxey313]

Ask him what it's like to fuck Barbara Bush...

W's daughter?

 

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