What sex are you?

[estevie]

I am all female!

 

[Astro]

PEOPLE

This was not meant to turn into a fight between the sexes, it was just me wondering if Lit was as split evenly between the sexes.

 

[Scabbers]

so far it's two to one

poor girls, you're gonna have to share me!

 

[Astro]

sharing

Well the way the poll is at the start I think every man has two women. All of a sudden it doesnt seem so bad to be outnumbered!

 

[Guest]

I'm vegtable

This meaningless post brought to you by five foot waves in the Channel.

 

[Astro]

meaning

meaningless or not is fine as long as you voted

 

[Guest]

Carrots can't vote! You're losing it bub.

This meaningless post brought to you by, give me all the resurve panzers!

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Chants "MEN, MEN, MEN!"

I am a man (and I have my wife's permission to say so, yeah, that's it, yeah.....)

<...looks out throught the bars defiantly at the gorillas. They don't look impressed. Pointing hose in my direction....ruck ro!..>

The poll, so far, is in keeping with my impression that we have many more posts from women than the male literoticans. Don't know if that is really true or not.

The scary thing is I bet someone out here has been keeping score!

 

[Astro]

nor can they type or use the internet, or well, move on their own

 

[Guest]

Of course we can. That's what's happening right now.

We can't vote because the US refuses to acknowledge us as a sientant spieces deserving of the same rights as humans.

This meaninless post brought to you by you idots! You idots!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I am all woman.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I"m a................


Looks like the women are dominating 2:1 ooo that sounds good.

 

[PHANTOM5875]

<Finally arrives with Panzer Tank in tow behind a team of horses...Surveys the battlefield strewed with broken, lifeless male bodies.....>

*Sniff!* *DAMN!* I think I missed the whole damn battle!

Hmmmmm....why do all these dead guys have a big smile on their faces?

Alas, VICTORY, thy name is WOMAN!

 

[Astro]

Carrots can vote on this issue as a I say so.

Who said anythign about women dominating? 2 women for ever man sounds good to me :-D

 

[LRC]

Re: Welcome

Welcome ladies to this list,

The numbers are opposed to that which we thought, thus far we men are outnumbered. Therefor spread the word of this poll, have your friends (if you have them) your enemies (if they still live) and have them vote so we may know if Literotica be over-run by Amazonian Warrior women or shall the men raise their shields and hold the line?

*passing out flaming torches*

Come on ladies .......

Let's tell these men what we NEED .....

NOW!
















Bigger bathrooms ......More stalls
We won't wait on line any more

What do we want ? ........ MORE STALLS!!!!!!
When do we want them? ......... NOW!!!!!!!

 

[Astro]

stalls

just dont take so long and the queues wont be so long

 

[Chuckus]

Man baby, a man..............I put the Man in WOMAN....LOL

 

[LRC]

Man baby, a man ..............I put the Man in WOMAN....LOL

BUT........

*house lights dim ......... SPOTLIGHT*

*steps up to the mic and strokes it seductively*

Can you bring home the bacon?

da dadada dum

Fry it up in the pan?

da dadada dum

*wiggles out of the thread*

 

[Southern37]

I am all female!

mmmmm..yes you are lover..110%

 

[lovetoread]

Well..

Taking a look down...yep I am a woman...dont let the accent fool ya,Bubba is my brother, honest he is...

 

[Rick DeVille]

More females than males? The guys are just too fucking lazy to vote.

However, I'll buy the fantasy that the ladies outnumber us 2 to 1. If it's true, I might stick around

 

[lobito]

100% MAN!

I ahve to wonder sometimes though, because I've got a few PM's from guys telling me I've got one of the greatest asses they've ever seen, and going on to tell my it makes them hard. Now I'm not worried about them getitng hard-on's, but really, I dont' want to know.

One even asked me to send the full size pic for his wallpaper. When I told him I was a guy, he had some lame excuse, saying he knew I was a guy, but that my AV kicked ass anyway. Then another PM from him, appologizing, saying he didnt' know if I was a woman or man.

 

[Ravenloft]

BLUDO!

Its LUDO!

 

[lovetoread]

One even asked me to send the full size pic for his wallpaper.

And I didnt even know you giving them out as wallpaper.....sigh...

 

[Chuckus]

BUT........

*house lights dim ......... SPOTLIGHT*

*steps up to the mic and strokes it seductively*

Can you bring home the bacon?

da dadada dum

Fry it up in the pan?

da dadada dum

*wiggles out of the thread*

Yes, as a matter of fact I can. I buy the damn bacon, eggs and bread and cheese.

Cook it and make you an omlete with toast and bacon on the side. Give me an orange and I'll make you fresh squeezed OJ.