What Politics, Chickens, And Tofu Have In Common.

[Dillinger]

Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity to shoot up a bunch of chickens with a virus that will cause them to interview people who can't read. This explains why politics is like listening to a train whistle blow... Listen to the note get lower as it goes farther away. Wow!

 

[Smooth_Operator]

I hate to quibble with something so elegantly put...

would that be the silken, soft, or firm tofu? As my proctologist has printed on his business cards, texture means everything.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Protein.