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What pissed you off today? Mark III

Acktion said:
I hear you brother.

I've had my diaphragm affected by Parkinson's on top of bouts of takotsubo cardiomyopathy that can mimic congestive heart failure and fill my lungs with congestion similar to... well, you get the idea. When I put on my old leather mask with quilting and felt backing, a holdover from my "Born to Be Wild" days, it is damn hard to breathe. But, I do it. Every single time I set foot outside my bunker, I hang that mask around my neck for the mile limp to the store and pull it up in the parking lot when I start getting close to people. And don't claw it back down, hacking and wheezing in 110 degree heat, until I'm a good ways back out in the lot.

The thing is, if we're both walking around without pants on and one of us pisses, it's probably going to get on the other one. If one of us has pants on and the other pisses, it might still get on the other one and soak through. But, if both of us have pants on, the one who pisses will mostly just get their own leg wet with too little splashing on the other to soak through.

I'm about this close to carrying my braided leather bullwhip with me as well when I got out, and when I see one of those asshats wearing a mask on their chin like a kid playing Abe Lincoln in elementary school, pointing out "the tip of this will reach exactly six feet. And I'm proficient enough that you won't feel it on your face with so much as a paper mask, but you don't have one covering your sneer. Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?"
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Back and forth from my market is 1.6 miles. I wear it despite lung problems. If you have health problems preventing you from wearing a mask, STAY THE FUCK HOME!

Someone did pull out a card last month at Starbucks, standing behind the fool. The barista asked to see it, looked at it, handed it to a detective standing behind me, and told the woman to leave. The cop broke it, threw it out.
 
Rude ass mother fuckers. I am just doing my job. I get it, you don’t like it and don’t want to talk to me. But do you have to insult me personally while in your fit? What does my size, or hair color have to do with you being a bitch to someone who was nice the entire time she spoke to you.
 
I forgot they're shooting a film on my street and they're shooting right now, so I can't go home and I really need to pee.

Nooooo!
 
seela said:
I forgot they're shooting a film on my street and they're shooting right now, so I can't go home and I really need to pee.

Nooooo!
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Been there!
"Beyond the Pines" filming caused me annoyance.
Worst was neighbor got to see Bradley Cooper AND Rayan Gosling while they were not filming and talked with them.
 
UCanBLeafinMe said:
Been there!
"Beyond the Pines" filming caused me annoyance.
Worst was neighbor got to see Bradley Cooper AND Rayan Gosling while they were not filming and talked with them.
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It came so close to literally pissing me off. :rolleyes:

I went to a bar nearby to pee. I had to beg someone to let me go before them and still only just made it.

They continue the filming today so I think I'm skipping town.
 
Someone thinking and acting like they know all of me and refusing to accept things that don't comply with their idea of who I am.
 
The company announced mandatory face masks whenever you are not at your workplace. What pissed me off though is that somehow corporate communications was completely unable to forecast that this would be a quite controversial topic because I can't imagine any way how it could have been handled worse by the persons responsible. Seriously, guys, the whole reason you get paid every month is to make such changes palatable; but now we have a civil war.

(It's controversial even if you support face masks, because the company took a position against face masks months ago when employees literally requested a mandatory face mask ruling back when the Corona case numbers and infection rates were much, much higher than now.)
 
If I catch you how you actively try to hide information from me, how exactly am I supposed to trust you in the future ever again?

:mad:
 
New neighbors behind us not thinking that people are working from home, had car stereos up loud enough to interfere with the wife's work phone call and to vibrate the ac unit next to me!
 
gracie920101 said:
Losing a set of keys!

Fuck.
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Yeah, been there (though my brother threw them into a field to piss me off, so I knew where they were, but didn’t). It sucks.

Mine? 2nd degree (Wenckebach) heart block.

BLAH!!!

I’m so pissed!
 
The "new wife" not minding her own business. Then, I remember who she's married to and think, "Bless her heart."
 
I'm on the east coast and Sally still shredded my canvas pop up patio cover. :mad:

I was going to replace it at the end of the season anyway because of sun rot but I really wanted another 6 weeks with this one, dammit!
 
gracie920101 said:
I'm on the east coast and Sally still shredded my canvas pop up patio cover. :mad:

I was going to replace it at the end of the season anyway because of sun rot but I really wanted another 6 weeks with this one, dammit!
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At this point, I would eat the groundhog for six more weeks of outdoor-eating weather. Disclaimer: I'm not really interested in anyone's favorite recipe for chicken-fried groundhog.
 
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