What or Who do you think about when you masterbate?

[I'm nasty]

I use to have that same Catwoman poster in my bedroom. I masturbated to that.

 

[LadyAria]

LadyAria:
"Yes, I had a typo. It's late and I'm tired...everyone makes mistakes."
That's what you tell yourself. Excuses, excuses. I can see you now, mowing down the tourist swarms on the strip in your H2, muttering, "Everyone makes mistakes."

"Clearly you're not acquainted with the strangest children's book of the 19th century—Sammy Tubbs, the Boy Doctor, and Sponsie, the Troublesome Monkey (1874). Written by health crusader and mail-order magnate Dr. Edward Bliss Foote (1829-1906), it's the five-volume Manhattan saga. The fifth and final volume bears a curious inscription on its cover: A Book for Private Reading. Leaf through it, and you'll see why: It has line drawings of genitals, of Rand McNally road-map accuracy.

It's a Victorian sex-ed manual. For children. Starring a monkey. Hence, the slang, "spanking the monkey was born". It refers to both sexes. I attached a jpeg of a book page. Please feel free to look it up... "

Dr. Edward Bliss was male. As I said, "I've never met a woman..."

Typos now are equal to vehicular homicide. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the kitty bed this morning. Though, it does show you have a sense of humor hiding somewhere in that cat suit.

I call it a monkey. I am a woman. Sorry none of your female friends are that "primative". I find it amusing as a fan of the Regency period.

 

[Some Moron]

Some Moron,
I got wet just looking at that. Got any Dali?

I have some prints on my walls. If I had any orginals, I would be a millionaire. Yes, his paintings are very sexy.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Oh my, I have a train fantasy too. I went to college in Spain and travelled alot by train on weekends and holidays. I use to always have fantasies of having a fling with someone when I took overnight trips. Have a beautiful stranger crawl in with me for some good times...*sigh* never happened though.

For me, I want to play out fantasies and this one as well, with a boyfriend.

Its a sky train in town. Late at night though, 1am on weekends, its empty. It would be easy to find a car empty. I just don't have the guy to try it with yet.

The bus, is sometimes a city bus in my fantasies, sometimes a greyhound at night. Idon't think the city bus is possible to live out the fantasy of, the other one possibly.

 

[LadyAria]

I think about sex. It would be pretty weird if I thought about taking out the garbage.

With the fetishes out there, you know someone is masturbating to taking out the garbage.

 

[Some Moron]

For me, I want to play out fantasies and this one as well, with a boyfriend.

Its a sky train in town. Late at night though, 1am on weekends, its empty. It would be easy to find a car empty. I just don't have the guy to try it with yet.

The bus, is sometimes a city bus in my fantasies, sometimes a greyhound at night. Idon't think the city bus is possible to live out the fantasy of, the other one possibly.

Sometimes some things are better in fantasy than reality. Sometimes, it just does not work out.

 

[Some Moron]

With the fetishes out there, you know someone is masturbating to taking out the garbage.

"Baby talk dirty to me"

"I am peeling potatoes, dumping some old papers, some dirt from the floor"

"Talk about the yard trimmings, talk about the yard trimmings"

*splooootttt*

 

[LadyAria]

For me, I want to play out fantasies and this one as well, with a boyfriend.

Its a sky train in town. Late at night though, 1am on weekends, its empty. It would be easy to find a car empty. I just don't have the guy to try it with yet.

The bus, is sometimes a city bus in my fantasies, sometimes a greyhound at night. Idon't think the city bus is possible to live out the fantasy of, the other one possibly.

That is an idea.

I wonder if there is a train here where I live. I've never been on a bus in the states. Sounds interesting though?

 

[LadyAria]

"Baby talk dirty to me"

"I am peeling potatoes, dumping some old papers, some dirt from the floor"

"Talk about the yard trimmings, talk about the yard trimmings"

*splooootttt*

Okay, I got quite a chuckle from that one!

 

[Lorelei_11]

That is an idea.

I wonder if there is a train here where I live. I've never been on a bus in the states. Sounds interesting though?

I think maybe I should explain what skytrain is, its like light rapid transit, like the trains in the New York subway. Only this train is built up on cement pillars, so its called skytrain. At a certain point it does go underground. Its city transit, the buses all connect at skytrains throughout Vancouver.

 

[Never]

Nasty:
"I use to have that same Catwoman poster in my bedroom. I masturbated to that."
I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Lady Aria:
Typos now are equal to vehicular homicide.
Involuntary manslaughter due to negligent driving, say if you were spanking your monkey at the time. Now, neglecting to capitalize the beginning of a sentence or writing in all caps? That's equal to murder.

"I call it a monkey. I am a woman."
So you say.

"Sorry none of your female friends are that "primative"
I forgive you. I might even feel the same.

 

[I'm nasty]

With the fetishes out there, you know someone is masturbating to taking out the garbage.

No comment.

 

[LadyAria]

I think maybe I should explain what skytrain is, its like light rapid transit, like the trains in the New York subway. Only this train is built up on cement pillars, so its called skytrain. At a certain point it does go underground. Its city transit, the buses all connect at skytrains throughout Vancouver.

I've never been to Vancouver, but I've seen trains in Europe on track over cement pillars. We just called them trains though. Are they glass or special in make? I apologize in advance for my ignorance. I mean nothing snide in my comments.

I should visit Vancouver one day. Then, I can have a sky train fantasy too.

 

[cocklediver]

what do l think about

l think quiet often think about my first forays in sex and all the things that go with it....

 

[Lorelei_11]

I've never been to Vancouver, but I've seen trains in Europe on track over cement pillars. We just called them trains though. Are they glass or special in make? I apologize in advance for my ignorance. I mean nothing snide in my comments.

I should visit Vancouver one day. Then, I can have a sky train fantasy too.

No, nothing else special about them that I know of. They are public transportation in the city. They are mostly above ground so they call it skytrain.

Its a beautiful city, you'd enjoy it. It rains a lot though. I live here and would like to try one day.

 

[Never]

LadyAria:
"With the fetishes out there, you know someone is masturbating to taking out the garbage."

All of us are fetishistic. Some of us are just better at it.

 

[LadyAria]

l think quiet often think about my first forays in sex and all the things that go with it....

I love the avatar...any forray in particular?

 

[Wilben]

I think about integrals and differential equations.

 

[Some Moron]

LadyAria:
"With the fetishes out there, you know someone is masturbating to taking out the garbage."

All of us are fetishistic. Some of us are just better at it.

I have a fetish for cameltoes.

 

[Moonlust]

No, nothing else special about them that I know of. They are public transportation in the city. They are mostly above ground so they call it skytrain.

Its a beautiful city, you'd enjoy it. It rains a lot though. I live here and would like to try one day.

In most U.S. cities, it's called the el (for elevated.) I've had sex on the red line in Chicago and all this talk of public sex, Miss Lorelei, is making me antsy, fyi.

 

[LadyAria]

LadyAria:
"With the fetishes out there, you know someone is masturbating to taking out the garbage."

All of us are fetishistic. Some of us are just better at it.

I don't know about better or worse...just different. Though, garbage has never appealed to me...I'm sure others don't see the appeal of leather and whips.

 

[I'm nasty]

Nasty:
"I use to have that same Catwoman poster in my bedroom. I masturbated to that."
I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Awww....a reason. I'm flattered.

 

[Never]

Some Moron:
"I have a fetish for cameltoes."
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/58744/2/Camel_Feet.jpg

Sexy.

 

[LadyAria]

In most U.S. cities, it's called the el (for elevated.) I've had sex on the one in Chicago and all this talk of public sex, Miss Lorelei, is making me antsy, fyi.

I'd like to hear that story...

 

[I'm nasty]

I don't know about better or worse...just different. Though, garbage has never appealed to me...I'm sure others don't see the appeal of leather and whips.

Garbage is tame compared...nevermind.