What not to do:

[HornyVirginWhore]

What would you advise people not to do when it comes to sexual endeavors?

I'll start: no soap in your asshole

Note: Virgin here, and only recently started exploring so finding shower appropriate lube was new.

 

[live4thebj]

What would you advise people not to do when it comes to sexual endeavors?

I'll start: no soap in your asshole

Note: Virgin here, and only recently started exploring so finding shower appropriate lube was new.

I scrub my ass with a soap bar and stick my soapy finger in my ass with no problems. Are you saying don’t use it as lube?

 

[live4thebj]

Don’t get off before she does unless it is in the mouth.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Never tell your woman that you hear echos when giving her oral. When I did, she asked me to get a miner's hat bro.

Stew

 

[HornyVirginWhore]

I scrub my ass with a soap bar and stick my soapy finger in my ass with no problems. Are you saying don’t use it as lube?

Yes, hahaha. Used liquid body soap as anal lube and it

 

[live4thebj]

Never tell your woman that you hear echos when giving her oral. When I did, she asked me to get a miner's hat bro.

Stew

Jokes during sex IMHO don’t mix.

 

[32aa]

Jokes during sex IMHO don’t mix.

I always thought that if one or both didn't laugh during sex then you weren't having fun.

But, that's just me.

 

[live4thebj]

I always thought that if one or both didn't laugh during sex then you weren't having fun.

But, that's just me.

I said something while my exwife was giving me a blowjob. She laughed so hard while the cock was in her mouth that I was afraid she was going to bite it off and started to scream TAKE IT OUT!

 

[eric_erosfan]

Yes, hahaha. Used liquid body soap as anal lube and it

When I first started masturbating I used to use that liquid hand soap everyone has by their sink for a lube. It was great at first but I got some irritation in my urethra that caused an extremely painful burning when I would pee. I couldn't tell anyone and had to just figure it out for myself.

 

[Pabiporffor]

Eat peanuts before anal. A half chewed left in your back passage is deadly.

 

[eric_erosfan]

Eat peanuts before anal. A half chewed left in your back passage is deadly.

Yeah, you convinced to stick to pussy, mouth, and hands.

 

[live4thebj]

Don’t eat a mint then eat a pussy. Didn’t go well. I forgot the mint I took.

 

[ZfrkS62]

Jokes during sex IMHO don’t mix.

When she asks what you fantasize about during sex, "a younger you" is not as funny out loud as it is in your head

 

[MindYaBitness]

Don’t eat a mint then eat a pussy. Didn’t go well. I forgot the mint I took.

What are you talking about, mint is DELIGHTFUL! Makes everything tingle in the best way

 

[easyoff]

What are you talking about, mint is DELIGHTFUL! Makes everything tingle in the best way

Menthol cough drops do the same thing.

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

Do not engage in anal sex without first properly cleaning and preparing

 

[live4thebj]

What are you talking about, mint is DELIGHTFUL! Makes everything tingle in the best way

She did not like it at all!!! Ended up taking a shower head to her pussy.

 

[Lovethefox]

Do not engage in anal sex without first properly cleaning and preparing

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[HornyVirginWhore]

Don’t eat a mint then eat a pussy. Didn’t go well. I forgot the mint I took.

What are you talking about, mint is DELIGHTFUL! Makes everything tingle in the best way

Might be a preference that depends on the person, but could also depend on how strong the mint is.

Personally, I also love that cool tingly sensation mint gives

 

[BIGDADDY90]

Don’t finish changing the hydraulic pump on your tractor at midnight, and then go start to get freaky and finger fuck your girlfriend. She will hit you

 

[HornyVirginWhore]

One does not simply arbitrate a bout of impromptu closed hand fisting without some level of consultation or at very least some amount of contextual foreshadowing.

Ngl, i just might love this with enough prep on my partner's end

 

[Erodicus]

I always thought that if one or both didn't laugh during sex then you weren't having fun.

But, that's just me.

I agree. My gf and I had a memorable interlude where she wanted me to rub her nipples and clit with an ice cube. My intentions were good, but the bloody thing half melted from my fingers and shot across the bed like an orange pip. We spent a good 10 minutes trying to grab hold of it, laughing for the entire time at our futile attempts to regain control of it. I may have failed in my original mission but we certainly bonded even closer than ever from the fun we had.