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WHAT!? No cake?

Wrote you a limerick last week, Rhino:

When Rhinoguy picks up his pen
Prepare for amazement again
Cocks, catwomen, fairies
And cunts shaved and hairy
You can't choose-- to wank or to grin?

Happy birthday, big guy.
 
Rhinoman had quite the horn,
he got on the day he was born,
but it wasn't until when
he picked up a pen
that his horn was used mainly for porn.

Happy Birthday Artiste'.... :nana: :kiss:
 
Happy Birthday Rhino.

Draw yourself a cake, and enjoy a piece.

Or draw yourself one of your ladies...
 
Rhino,

I envy you. The rest of us struggle to describe the visuals we see in our mind. You can actually draw them.

And as the Yui thread shows, we men are very visual creatures. To not be able to draw, is to be like a paralyzed runner.

The gift of drawing talent I can never get on my birthday. You already have it.

Happy Birthday.

Ted
 
Babes...picture me dressed as Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday to you!!!

Love ya!

(okay, so I don't look like her, but hey...we can all dream...)

:kiss:es
 
Happy Happy Rhino!

Your work never fails to amaze me...
Thanks for sharing your talent here with us litizens.

Many birthday :kiss: 's for you!
 
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