What New Years resolutions have you broken so far?

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I'm still chewing nicotine chewing gum (after being on it for many years).
I'm still posting this while taking a dump (which I know is gross).


What New Years resolutions have you broken so far?
 
My clean house resolution isn't doing too good so far. Luckily, my resume running resolution won't start til after Xmas so I have a few more days to try and clear out enough room to set up the treadmill.

~Alex
 
I forgot to make any...

Damn, am I too late...oh well, there's always next year I suppose...
 
Sub Joe said:
I'm still posting this while taking a dump (which I know is gross).

Really? I always imagined you riding in a dressage competition on a dappled gray stallion named "Lloyd George," with your laptop balanced on the pommel. At least I think it was the pommel. If you were chewing anything, it wasn't gum (maybe a Tootsie Roll?) and it was done so discreetly, the judges would never have noticed.

This is better.
 
This year I went for New Years Resolutions that I could actually keep.

I resolved to gain weight and drink more.

Doing great on both counts. :nana:
 
cheerful_deviant said:
This year I went for New Years Resolutions that I could actually keep.

I resolved to gain weight and drink more.

Doing great on both counts. :nana:


Damn, the thought to make attainable resolutions never even crossed my mind. Next year, just wait, I'll have a whole list of things...oh man I can't wait now...
 
Didnt really make any, but one night while I was really sick I lay on the reclining couch to try to get some sleep when the winner and second place persons from Biggest Loser came on.

Now I no better than to make a resolution to lose weight, it never works. Instead I made a committment to myself to get back on track and get healthy. To see people my size actually get rid of unwanted weight and look great is a positive reenforcement for me. Lets hope it works- This time!

I also am trying really hard not to use profanity around my kids, ya they are old enough to accept it, but also old enough to use it! If I dont, they cant kinda attitude Im hoping for. Maybe my son will quit going around the house saying "Beotch" to everyone!

Good luck everyone!
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No cigarettes for me ...

... bar that one on the balcony at 00:15 while watching the fireworx.
 
Sub Joe said:
I'm still posting this while taking a dump (which I know is gross).

Oh no! That is gross!

Aren't there some sort of electronic smell-germs that can infect out computers? Must you always just think of yourself and your own bowel's needs? Don't other people's bowels mean anything to you?

And all this time when you were in the bathroom I thought you were beating off!
 
the box of turtles is not quite finished

gimme another hour or so
 
I resolved to be nicer in the new year and if anyone has a problem with that I can have Bruno come visit!
 
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