What Names Do You Have For Masturbation?

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm curious. There's a discussion in one of the UK threads on what names we have, or find hot for masturbation. I thought I'd throw it out for anyone to put in what they call the act itself, be it male or female.

I'll start. I'm a fan of "wanking" and "whacking one out".

 

[Ask For More]

I'm curious. There's a discussion in one of the UK threads on what names we have, or find hot dor masturbation. I thought I'd throw it out for anyone to put in what they call the act itself, be it male or female.

I'll start. I'm a fan of "wanking" and "whacking one out".

Ahem. It's "knocking one out".

 

[Jaime_H]

Thraping the bishop......

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ahem. It's "knocking one out".

I prefer "whacking". It suits my style so much better.

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Bashing the bishop

 

[Ask For More]

Might as well repeat myself then.

It's "sex with someone you love"

Well, it should be

 

[Sundayschild]

'Staying up to watch a film....'

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

'Staying up to watch a film....'

Haha, I like that!

 

[Jaime_H]

Tossing

 

[Sundayschild]

'Working from home '

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

'Staying up to watch a film....'

Lol I've heard that excuse before!

 

[Tallulah82]

Taking a 'nap' nap

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Stroking the salami

 

[barefootgirl69]

well, there's him, and him... and don't forget Him!
God, HIM!
Yes, him - definitely that one!

 

[Jaime_H]

Hand shandy

 

[Tallulah82]

Ahem. It's "knocking one out".

Whacking one off - in my area anyways

Erm, maybe that doesn't sound right. I mean - where I come from

 

[Hornblende]

"A fiddle".

(as in: "Do you fancy a fiddle?")

 

[susanne1987]

lol

Flicking my bean.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Taking a 'nap' nap

Yep, I've used that before.

 

[Tallulah82]

Something about weasels?? Wringing the weasel?

 

[Tallulah82]

Flicking my bean.

LOL! Yes - the bean!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Roughing up the suspect
Flogging the dolphin

 

[barefootgirl69]

'mommy time' -- that time when mommy needs to be alone!

 

[Tallulah82]

Jerking off

Getting off

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Sexy time