What monsters were (are) under your bed?

[Boinky_Oinky]

What monsters were under your bed when you were a child?

What monsters are under your bed now?

How were/are those monsters dealt with?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Mom and dad

mom and dad

Cryogenics

 

[LukkyKnight]

There were trolls under mine which would grab you and try to drag you down to their level. Then the internet sprang up and my trolls got sucked away.

 

[plasticman33]

Just the regular ones, the slimey, green ones with the red eyes and sharp, pointy teeth! I've gotten used to them over time, but I still don't let my hands or feet dangle over the edge of the bed. You know what happens if you do that!!

 

[RawHumor]

Mom and dad
mom and dad
Cryogenics

LMAO

Nice one.

My monsters all lived outside my bedroom window.

 

[KookyDooky]

Well...not really a monster...more like a hot girl that always wanted a piece of my cock.

How I dealt with it? I gave it too her. Yeah I know...I'm weak when it comes to things like that.

Elroy

 

[brokenbrainwave]

LMAO

Nice one.

My monsters all lived outside my bedroom window.

I figured that was better than the truth as I know it. BTW just how long will their genetalia stay fresh on dry ice?

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

I figured that was better than the truth as I know it. BTW just how long will their genetalia stay fresh on dry ice?

You need to salt them down in order for them to last more than a week or two.

 

[Boinky_Oinky]

Actually, the space under my bed was soooo full of junk I knew there wasn't ROOM for any monsters to hide! So I wasn't too scared of monsters under my bed.

However, I was terrified of SPIDERS under my bed!!!

I was also scared of monsters behind half open doors and etc. I dealt with them by imagining me making friends with the monsters so they wouldn't hurt me.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

You need to salt them down in order for them to last more than a week or two.

thanks pal, I take my trick comment about angel back.

 

[Never]

Not under the bed but I did see a monster once in my room.

Gave me quite a fright.

 

[Kitte]

When I was 5 my house got broken into...it was a burglary. Well all I could relate that to was the Hamburglar from McDonalds. So for about a year I thought he was hiding in my closet.... he still scares me!

 

[kidthor]

Everyone knows the monsters are in the closet...That's why it always was closed at night...and still is to this day...the only difference...Now my demons have names like insecurity, paranoia, and self doubt...

 

[Never]

Now my demons have names like Isitwalangcengce.