What means this water from sky?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

People are stockpiling food and toilet paper in Los Angeles. The National Guard is shooting looters. People are panicking.

It's raining.

 

[peachykeen]

*all of London laughs and snorts in derision*

 

[Problem Child]

All of Tennessee wishes 87% humidity on you every day next summer.

 

[sunstruck]

All of Massachusetts laughs as the temperatures climb into the mid 60's and the sun beam down on us in all it's warm yellow glory.

 

[Ask For More]

*all of London laughs and snorts in derision*

I agree

We can even donate some of our rain to them. I think we have more than enough to go around.

 

[Guest]

LMFAO!

 

[tortoise]

STORMWATCH 2002!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Displaced New Yorkers living in Hollywood realize they can finally jaywalk without getting a fucking ticket because the cops are busy flipping SUVs back over.

 

[Guest]

Start building the Ark!!! Round up two of everything......uh-oh there's only one DCL

 

[Saint Peter]

Displaced New Yorkers living in Hollywood realize they can finally jaywalk without getting a fucking ticket because the cops are busy flipping SUVs back over.

The cops should slow down when driving SUVs in the rain.

 

[littlekateyes]

ROFLMAO

 

[J.B.]

This is true. At first I thought "Oh look. how wonderful. It's raining. We need it" After going out in the junk and coming back soaked (My jacket's one of those cute ones that really are just to complete an outfit.)
I hate the shit.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Every year hundred of Angelinos die from getting poked in the eye by umbrellas. Gray Davis has listed them as assault weapons, and outlawed them in California.

People from Seattle will be stopped at the border, and searched.

 

[Guest]

Who said "poked"?

 

[Myrrdin]

In Wales, rain rarely falls. It mostly arrives horizontally.

 

[J.B.]

Every year hundred of Angelinos die from getting poked in the eye by umbrellas

What are umbrellas?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Those things the crew holds over your head when you're on location in Vancouver.

 

[J.B.]

Are those the things we use to block out the sun during the summer??
They can be used for the rain too?!?

 

[sunstruck]

Every year hundred of Angelinos die from getting poked in the eye by umbrellas. Gray Davis has listed them as assault weapons, and outlawed them in California.

People from Seattle will be stopped at the border, and searched.

Now THAT is a New York thing. I refuse to walk in NYC if it's raining. I like my eyes and I get very angry when people holding ubrellas tilt them back into my face.

Not to mention being short I always get their run off down my shirt while waiting at crosswalks.

 

[bluemuse]

Yes, that's right.........it's STORM WATCH 2002. The specialists have been called in.......and yes, rain is wet!!! Geologists have confirmed that water + dirt = mud. No really...it's true.

We go through this every "rain season".