What makes someone an authority on what an asshole is?

[Hypoxia]

There are a lot of threads today about how ____ is or isn't an asshole or pedo or moron or baghead.

I'm curious as to what the credentials of these posters are.

Not that I really care.

 

[FelicityJohns]

My guess would be, being one yourself. No one knows an asshole better than another asshole, I always say.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

Wouldn't everyone be an authority on it?

 

[pointless]

a baghead?

 

[PoppingTom]

Not that I really care.

Asshole.

 

[Lancecastor]

Simply ask the Talking Asshole for a ruling!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CaClVAor6kQ/UTZEFWmVwLI/AAAAAAAAHcs/cxv9NANfDZo/s1600/Talking+asshole+gif.gif

 

[Sinny]

Can't stop staring at that gif.

 

[Aella_]

I can do that with my ears. Made me quite popular in primary school.

 

[1sickbastard]

A medical degree with a specialty in proctology would pro'lly make someone a pretty good authority on assholes.

 

[Wordsworth]

My guess would be, being one yourself. No one knows an asshole better than another asshole, I always say.

To quote some famous prose: "I know you are but what am I?"

 

[Conager]

Morgan was born an asshole and just grew bigger. - Roadhouse

 

[richard_daily]

Assholes are like opinions.

 

[FelicityJohns]

Assholes are like opinions.

Everyone's got two!?

Oh wait. That's elbows...

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Naaaah. There are two realities anyone can assume without a college education: EVERYONE HAS A NAVEL, and EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE. You know it without ever seeing the person.

 

[PoppingTom]

EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE.

I'm not, dumbass.

 

[TheJadge]

If you order a Ribeye from the McDonald's dude named "Oh that guy."

 

[Cumference]

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." Raylan Givens

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

What makes someone an expert on what an asshole is?

Medical school.

 

[oggbashan]

I prefer the British spelling - Arsehole, particularly when spoken with a rolled "r".

It seems more effective. With a Glaswegian accent it is an invitation to a punch-up.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Everyone's got two!?

Oh wait. That's elbows...

You're half right. Women have two. They send one to work every day.