What makes someone an authority on what an american is?

[richard_daily]

There are a lot of threads today about how ____ isn't american.

I'm curious as to what the credentials of these posters are.

 

[yossi]

When you can catch a bald eagle, release it, and it comes back to you, then, and only then, are you an authority on who is a real American.

 

[Aella_]

As if things weren't tense enough on the board and difficult enough for the two parties in conflict,

here ya go: another fucking splitter…

 

[PoppingTom]

As if things weren't tense enough on the board and difficult enough for the two parties in conflict,

here ya go: another fucking splitter…

Who's splitting who?

 

[juttjaw]

When you can catch a bald eagle, release it, and it comes back to you, then, and only then, are you an authority on who is a real American.

I didn't catch my bald eagle (cause that would be against the law) it just swooped down and landed on my shoulder.. We chatted.. It was a nice afternoon.

 

[Aella_]

Who's splitting who?

Richard. "If you haven't been living under a rock or something," as they say, you'd easily guess what the latest board fight was about. It was starting to die off, and they were both going on about things as usual.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Actually being American would have to be number 1.

The rest of us are just Yank baiting.

 

[juttjaw]

The rest of us are just Yank baiting.

I think this is against the law too..

 

[Hard_Rom]

It is the duty of every citizen to ignore or fight unjust laws.

 

[PoppingTom]

Richard. "If you haven't been living under a rock or something," as they say, you'd easily guess what the latest board fight was about. It was starting to die off, and they were both going on about things as usual.

No, threads like this are "things as usal".

I'm long enough here to know it.

 

[NeverEndingMe]

There are a lot of threads today about how ____ isn't american.

I'm curious as to what the credentials of these posters are.

someone, the opposite of you. where he or she works. he or she believes in capitalism and isns't a sissy like obama

 

[juttjaw]

It is the duty of every citizen to ignore or fight unjust laws.

Ignoring is easier and more effective.

 

[Aella_]

No, threads like this are "things as usal".

I'm long enough here to know it.

Oh boy… I guess I never worked in an all-male team to know how things get.

 

[Aella_]

someone, the opposite of you. where he or she works. he or she believes in capitalism and isns't a sissy like obama

You mean Obama slave or a retard?

 

[allateup]

What makes someone an authority on what an american is?

Just as the Bible dictates specifically what a child of God is, so too does The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America dictate what an American is:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

It's really simple:

If you don't naturally believe in your Creator and his gift of inalienable individual liberty to every human, your're not an American...

...you're just a wannabe, dick.

 

[Adre]

Here in Litland the whiny members of the far right wing usually have a bead on who among us are or are not true Americans. Some of them even start threads about it. Vetteman was an expert on the topic but unfortunately something scared him and he ran away, never to judge us again.

 

[richard_daily]

Just as the Bible dictates specifically what a child of God is, so too does The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America dictate what an American is:



It's really simple:

If you don't naturally believe in your Creator and his gift of inalienable individual liberty to every human, your're not an American...

...you're just a wannabe, dick.

My creator is my Mom. I believe in Her.


I'm glad yours is a fairy tale. I prefer Three Little Pigs, myself.

 

[Sean]

Hey, Ishtard is the last word authority on everything. Just ask him.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Ignoring is easier and more effective.

Counter productive to Yank baiting fun.

 

[richard_daily]

When you can catch a bald eagle, release it, and it comes back to you, then, and only then, are you an authority on who is a real American.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/theadamhaslanded/0cd3530f.gif

 

[Hard_Rom]

What if you catch a bald eagle, kick it's ass and let it go?

http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.11553512.1037/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

 

[richard_daily]

What if you catch a bald eagle, kick it's ass and let it go?

http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.11553512.1037/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

Geese are mean mother fuckers... I wouldn't mess with one.

 

[putzpotus]

anything the DUMZ and LIBZ are

is

ANTI AMERICAN

 

[allateup]

My creator is my Mom. I believe in Her.

Awww, gee, I'm sorry, dick.

Having a test tube father and life-long mommy-dependency issues are tied for the #1 reason wannabe Americans grow with a fondness for beating women.

 

[richard_daily]

Awww, gee, I'm sorry, dick.

Having a test tube father and life-long mommy-dependency issues are tied for the #1 reason wannabe Americans grow with a fondness for beating women.

Like most ofter things you believe, this post is based in fantasy.

Do you have any credentials for declaring what "an american" is?

Just curious.