What makes a troll a TROLL

[CW]

I think that there must be a concoction, similiar to an old fashioned witches brew, ( of the good old cartoon variety ) that goes into making a troll what he or she is,,, and after studying on it for a few minutes, this is what I have come up with,,,

An old rusty oil drum will be the mixing vessel of choice,,,

Ingredients:
1 bottle of rot gut whiskey ( 1 case of beer will work )
1 case of ego ( rather over inflaited )
1 dangerous case of 'ME Tarzan, YOU Jane'
1 MAJOR case each of no clue and no life
2 thimbles of lime light
A substantial dash of surliness
Several old horse blinders
the scent of a horse's ass

mix in no particular order, stir with an oar and consume in a massive chug with out a chaser,,, wait about 5 minutes, and presto,,, a troll is on the rampage heading to storm the Literotica castle walls,,, their prey is the general board,,,

Care to add to the concoction or correct it where needed?

Feel free

 

[forgetunome]

NOPE...

I think you pretty much nailed the ol' TROLL on the head!!

 

[Silverlily]

CW, you left out a large heaping of cowardice.

 

[CW]

DAMNITALLTOHELLANDBACK

CW, you left out a large heaping of cowardice.

I KNEW that I'd forgotten something,,, more than likely several somethings,,, well that's easy to correct

Thanks K_E,,, you are a gem

 

[Silverlily]

And the end result...

http://usa.venus.co.uk/weed/agifs/images72/clawsfin.gif

 

[Mortto56]

You left out;

"Badassstupidmotherfuckingchickenshitnoballsnolifecrybabypeepants!"...mentality.

Add a little "Piss & Vinegar" as needed!

 

[CW]

Re: You left out;

"Badassstupidmotherfuckingchickenshitnoballsnolifecrybabypeepants!"...mentality.

Add a little "Piss & Vinegar" as needed!

I'm not sure about the vinegar part (too tame me thinks),,, but the piss is certianly needed,,, and I belive that will take care of your reccomendation,,,

Gawd that's a GREAT one word? one liner you have there Mortto,,,

 

[Guest]

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I think that its....

all their inner pain and misery. And I think that they have to live in a van down by the river.

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[Skibum]

What is the actual definition of trollness? The term was not in use before my exile, and I have only seen it since my return. Is it some new way of describing Bob?

[Edited by Skibum on 11-12-2000 at 06:42 PM]

 

[CW]

What is the actual definition of trollness? The term was not in use before my exile, and I have only seen it since my return. Is it some new way of describing Bob?

Troll are generally regarded as nasty little spineless critters whose sole purpose is to disrupt the replies to threads by attacking a person.

http://www.trollalert.com/replies/trolltoons.htm is where you can find a pictorial of troll attitudes and apporiate replies,,,when replying to trolls the use of humor is often beneficial, as is an ignore mode.

[Edited by CW on 11-13-2000 at 01:10 PM]

 

[Guest]

How you made a TROLL

You are all wrong, it’s hate that makes trolls and Literotica is earned its trolls, for it is filled with hate. I laugh at you all, for here you are posting and telling this or that person that they are shit for doing what they want. You are then becoming the troll and doing just what the trolls do, and shit just starts hopping. Yup, trolls are home grown and deserved. As a discussion site Literotica is finished. Just look at it. Sure post your opinions, but when you shit on someone you have made a troll. Remember that.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ah. Now I get it....

Trolls are full of shit. Right??

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