What Makes A Good Porno II

[ozbloke1980]

What Makes A Good Porno? - Mark II

In a previous thead I was fishing for suggestions and opinions as to what makes a good porno. The Following stood out.

- The more amatureish the better.
- Scenes of real people doing what comes naturally.
- No Cheesy Music
- Easy On The Close Ups
- Don't Over Do It
- No Plastic Boobs
- Possibly a few scenes of an Older woman with a young man
- Shower Scenes

Fell free to add anything else.
Thanx for you co-operation ppl

 

[Bobmi357]

Give me a shot of the woman's face when she's coming and drop the money shot. The money shot is so fake it isn't funny. I'm not saying the guy isn't coming. Its just what guy in his right mind is going to pull out and wack off at the last minute?

My wife would probably smack me if I tried that and to be honest I wouldn't blame her in the least.

 

[alphanav1]

Give me a shot of the woman's face when she's coming and drop the money shot. The money shot is so fake it isn't funny. I'm not saying the guy isn't coming. Its just what guy in his right mind is going to pull out and wack off at the last minute?

My wife would probably smack me if I tried that and to be honest I wouldn't blame her in the least.

Check out Hot Showers Two then. It has a great scene of Jenna Haze in it, and they have several shots of her face while she is coming. (Now if she really did orgasm I don’t know) I also think there is another scene where they show the girls face. Oh and it’s lesbian. I would rate it at least a 9 out of 10, if not a 10. Did I mention no toys? Oh and Jenna Haze is super cute, all natural you have watch it for that alone.

I kind of want to come on a girl’s face, but only like once and while at most, not everytime.

As for topic at hand; No toys!! That is a must for me, I don’t like porn where the women only get off by a toy, I mean don’t they know how to go down on a girl.

 

[Lust Engine]

One omission I noticed is...

What about a realistic orgasm? I'm not talking just the guy and money shots- what about the gals having a mind blowing REAL orgasm on camera??

Not just grunting and a few "oh baby, oh baby's"- let's see some people have some knee buckling orgasms on screen!

 

[ozbloke1980]

One omission I noticed is...

What about a realistic orgasm? I'm not talking just the guy and money shots- what about the gals having a mind blowing REAL orgasm on camera??

Not just grunting and a few "oh baby, oh baby's"- let's see some people have some knee buckling orgasms on screen!

Well that'd come under doing what coems naturally.

 

[Mr_Neb]

What a great thread. For me.....

DIALOG!!!
Why can't the people going at it talk to each other! I certainly know when my wife and I make love, we get a lot more out of it when we talk to eachother. And for me, I don't mean, "FUCK ME! Oooo BABY! Oh FUCK, yeah" Verbalize what's going on and the feelings that are supposed to be in play.

FEMALE ORGASM
It's a movie. Fiction. Make believe. If the female characters can't actually achieve one, ACT!

MOTIVATION
Give the characters a reason to get into it. (Obviously I'm not talking about a gonzo movie here.) I don't need 20 times more plot than sex but there should be something more required than just being in the same room.

PASSION
Sex isn't just mechanical (at least good sex in my opinion). It should appear that the people involved LIKE doing what they're doing and like doing it with each other.

KISSING
More kissing. (It conveys passion.) Especially AFTER the sex.

TENDERNESS
It shouldn't appear like a meat tenderizing session.

CLOTHES
Yes, clothes. Work up to the sex. Using wardrobe is a good way. Expecially for the first sex scene in a movie, build to the sex. Let's get glimpses of things through the clothes before the main event.

PACING
Why is everything a feverish race to the finish.

ART
I love a good money shot but why not be creative. They all don't have to end that way. As an example, wouldn't it be nice to watch a scene where the gal is talking seductively to the stud while she stokes him through his silk boxers. You know the act has reached completion by the sudden appearance of the wet spot.

I could go on and maybe I will at some point.

 

[vargas111]

I second motivation and plot. Plot meant conflict. One partner should want it more than the other.

Seduction.

Yes verbalization.

Toys and masturbation.

Lots of cunnilingus showing the woman getting off several times from his tongue.

More g/g as a warm-up to g/b/g.

Fewer (deally no) bjs and anal sex.

Yes older women and younger men

Femdom situations

Show pregnancy resulting from the encounter and sex during pregnancy.

Lactation.

Regular porn movies are so boring I gave up years ago.

Homer

 

[PrinceM]

We should start our own Lit porn production company!

Personally, I love the internal cumshot. Seems more natural to me. They dont have to show it dripping out, maybe just a shot of the wetness. That's hot.

Also, i'm all about the kissing. before, during, and after the sex. There's never enough kissing.

 

[HotAsJuly]

Maybe this is just a gal's point of view, but...

A real looking woman.... not a plastic Barbie doll that you know is a slut

A guy who isn't too perfect looking like Ken, but at the same time, someone more attractive than Ron Jeremy

A woman who can moan slightly & still look sexy doing it, unlike the "OH BABY, YEAH BABY!" stuff that you know they're only saying & not really feeling

Sometimes, a little more left to the imagination turns me on more than a cock sliding in & out. Maybe a sheet wrapped around them? The motion of them, but not the full visual.

An ass without pimples *L*

And lastly.... why do women spit on a guys head? They can do it smooth without getting a huge spitball on it

 

[ozbloke1980]

Re: Maybe this is just a gal's point of view, but...

A guy who isn't too perfect looking like Ken, but at the same time, someone more attractive than Ron Jeremy

Well I think I fit into that category. I'm the first to admit that I'm not exactly Captain Buff, but I've been told I'm not ugly either.

 

[ozbloke1980]

We should start our own Lit porn production company!

Personally, I love the internal cumshot. Seems more natural to me. They dont have to show it dripping out, maybe just a shot of the wetness. That's hot.

Also, i'm all about the kissing. before, during, and after the sex. There's never enough kissing.

I'd be in on it. I'd have to be in charge of the AUstralian Branch of it though.

 

[HotAsJuly]

Captain Buff wouldn't interest me anyway

 

[JRaven]

Re: Maybe this is just a gal's point of view, but...

A guy who isn't too perfect looking like Ken, but at the same time, someone more attractive than Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is ugly! I can't watch a movie with him in it. It just so utterly turns me off!

Kissing. It conveys passion, emotion. I want to be led to believe that the people like each other enough to have sex.

Jenny

 

[TempWife]

Another vote for eliminating the money shot: YAWN

I particular like to see squirting where the woman has a real orgasm .

Nix the huge boombas.(@)(@)

Stop all the editing and cutting and splicing to extend it to the point of being unrealistic.

and what everyone else said....

 

[ozbloke1980]

What about if a big boobed woman's boobs are real? I like boobs only one way. i.e Real

 

[College_geek]

Give me a shot of the woman's face when she's coming and drop the money shot. The money shot is so fake it isn't funny. I'm not saying the guy isn't coming. Its just what guy in his right mind is going to pull out and wack off at the last minute?

My wife would probably smack me if I tried that and to be honest I wouldn't blame her in the least.

I would so prefer that too! The faces of people, man or woman, when coming makes me a lot hotter than seeing the actual act of a guy coming.

 

[bourbonslut]

I do like the faces idea....that's potentially quite hot. Ever see the nerve.com TV show (on cable) where they filmed just women masturbating...filmed them from the neck up? SOOOOO hot.

And the interminably long "simultaneous" endless orgasms are a huge drag.

That being said I do have a certain fondness for the cum shot here and there (so to speak), but that's just my little thing!

I once got some "womens oriented" porn. Bad plot and bad acting and no cum shots were supposed to be nice for the ladies. It was a bad movie AND shitty porn! Insulted my intelligence and sex drive! I'd say to steer clear of those things that purport to be more than what they are ("films" with a "plot" and stuff.) come on, it's still porn!

 

[sobesundevil]

i might sound a little weird, but... i guess i have a certain fetish for watching a woman play with a soft cock... and i'm straight, mind you, but the image of a semi-erect cock hanging in front of her face, swaying side to side, is extremely arousing to me. in that sense, it helps that they don't show the guys' faces, so i can happily fantasize that the cock in the video is actually attached to me...

any of you ladies like watching a soft cock being played with, or do you only fancy the rock-hard ones?

 

[ozbloke1980]

When you say fetishes I hope your not talking freaks of nature. I once saw a porno and in it was this bloke who had two dicks.

 

[DPman]

I agree on more kissing, less close-ups, more tenderness, and amauterness.....but all while INCLUDING double penetration.

The hottest thing I've seen was a DP where the girl was taking turns making out w/ the guys during the act. VERY hot!

 

[ozbloke1980]

Yeah I'm sure it would be. My whole objective would be for the sex to be real.

 

[Quoll]

No mouth open, licking top lip and rolling eyes.
Who wants to see the underneath of their tounges, ooh hot.
I `d much prefer to see a woman biting her bottom lip, this at least I have seen in real life.
Perhaps a split screen view of face and initial penetration.
Don`t look at the director for instuctions, haven`t they done this before.
Don`t look at the camera trying to look horny, it`s not.

 

[rakastuja]

Good porn?

Hmm... I havent figured any keywords or such that would guarantee that I find porn I like.

+ I want real people having real sex with real sound.

+ They dont need to enjoy it. It can be exciting if it has a 'forcing factor' and some of them clearly dont like it happening. I guess I like documentary style more than acted.

+ Lots of facial expressions. Its enough to show genitals once or twice - 'ok... its goes into that hole' - after that what I'm interested in is their emotions, poses, body language. Especially I want to see faces during orgasm. You almost never see guys face when he comes in porn - always just anonymous dick shooting sperm.

+ Something special or different (can be outlook of an actor, setting, 'plot' etc)

- I hate all stereotypical clothing and make up in porn... if there's a blond, silicon breasted 35+ y old woman, with ridiculously high heels and school uniform etc, there's 100% chance I dont like it

Oh yes... I guess I have a thing for a porn where one of the actors looks like someone I know

 

[JohnnyA]

Some have been said before, but I'll add mine

+No music, it sucks, takes away from the fantasy, get rid of it.

+Lighting is your friend, but can be your enemy as well, get a book and figure out the basics.

+I want realistic orgasms from the women. The second a person's hand touches your nipple doesn't mean you have to go "OH YEAH, MMMMMM!" I mean really, are his hands full of electric ecstacy?

+Money shot has got to go. I hate it. All the women I've ever known hate it. It's just plain dumb and annoying.

I really liked the idea someone else had of a split screen showing the girls face and the penetration at the same time. That's the kind of stuff that gets me going.

 

[ozbloke1980]

It seems everybody is calling for the money shots to be scrapped. What I'd like to know is why doe they still have them in pornos?

Is there some unwritten protocol about them being in there or something?