What Made You Smile Today, v6

Have your basement flooded. It's my insurance payout for the damages. It basically means I won't have to pay a dime out of pocket. So nice.

I suppose I could offer to sign it over, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like my conditions. :p
I think she'll be ok with dressing up like a clown and tickling your feet. Odd fetish, but no judgment here!
 
I think she'll be ok with dressing up like a clown and tickling your feet. Odd fetish, but no judgment here!
Pfft. I could get that on any street corner with $20 and a charming smile.

For 10k I expect her to cosplay the circus elephant, tickle my feet using a feather she personally hand picked from the backside of a wild emu all the while singing the entire Taylor Swift catalogue in chronological order AND preparing a three course meal to gift to a homeless shelter.

You gotta think big, is what I'm saying.
 
Pfft. I could get that on any street corner with $20 and a charming smile.

For 10k I expect her to cosplay the circus elephant, tickle my feet using a feather she personally hand picked from the backside of a wild emu all the while singing the entire Taylor Swift catalogue in chronological order AND preparing a three course meal to gift to a homeless shelter.

You gotta think big, is what I'm saying.
I'll just go home. 😂
 
Messages. ♡

An unbelievable beautiful sunrise in Australia.

Old man in the gym coming to me and telling me tenderly "don't you forget to breathe, young lady, breathing is very important!" ❤️ 😀

My boys threatening to just ring the bell nineties style if I didn't give them a time to pick me up.
 
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