What Made You Say Fuck Today.

[johnrael]

Got to the gym and realized my shoes weren't in my gym bag. Thought I could get away with doing a few minutes on that elliptical machine back in the far corner, in my socks. Took about thirty seconds for someone to snitch on me.

 

[JJonah]

Lack of fucking olives.

 

[numeniusa]

Lack of fucking olives.

Are they different from the ones stuffed with garlic?

 

[Ausbellbaby]

The question should be what didn't

 

[vibes]

Are they different from the ones stuffed with garlic?

Garlic on its own? That doesn't sound proper ... fuck!

You may have them stuffed with bread crumbs, tuna, anchovies, garlic and parsley ...

 

[CharlieB4]

40 degree C day with humidity over 65%... ugh.

 

[KarenB59]

For a split second when I woke up I thought it was Friday

 

[Jd192235]

For a split second when I woke up I thought it was Friday

It’s not Friday yet.... WTF

 

[Gemma_0]

The fact that Trump just blew his reelection in 2020.

 

[hairball18]

Idiot relative putting a handful of tiny glittery paper 'words' in a Christmas card.

'Ho' was not what I was saying as I picked them all up off the floor, worktop, hob...

Bah humbug, etc...

Don't be such a scrooge. But you were bending over.

 

[Plane_Guy]

The process of buying tickets for a concert.

 

[RjThoughts]

The amount of food we had at a holiday celebration luncheon!

 

[SassySheDevil]

The process of buying tickets for a concert.

You mean not talking to sassy who is horribly sick. Fuck I'm a brat!

 

[RjThoughts]

You mean not talking to sassy who is horribly sick. Fuck I'm a brat!

Tuesday was my 4 week "celebration" of having a cold!
I've had so many soups, stews, chowders in the past month I was so fucking happy to see none laid out in the lunchroom at work for our second celebration this week!

I may or may not have had an extra fudge filled, ganache topped female brownie, too.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Tuesday was my 4 week "celebration" of having a cold!
I've had so many soups, stews, chowders in the past month I was so fucking happy to see none laid out in the lunchroom at work for our second celebration this week!

I may or may not have had an extra fudge filled, ganache topped female brownie, too.

Me too. I just left the doctor again. Upper respiratory infection and sinus infection and no sign of it going away.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Pretty much everything.

 

[RjThoughts]

Me too. I just left the doctor again. Upper respiratory infection and sinus infection and no sign of it going away.

Until it gets into my lungs, I don't bother the doctor. Once my upper back hurts, that's when I'll see him or hit the urgent care center. I've had enough cases of pneumonia and bronchitis to tell when it's bad. Until then, I drink a lot of soda, hot chocolate, and flavored coffees and lattes the kid brings home from work.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Monotony. I hate it. I would rather be super busy that twiddling my thumbs.

 

[Shi_One81]

Fucking Facebook for reminding me what today is

 

[RjThoughts]

Midnight.
I'm awake.
I have several story ideas.
I'm writing about a damn calico!

 

[SassySheDevil]

But you sure look cute in a Mickey Mouse face mask.

I hope you feel better soon, lovely.

I rocked that thing huh? I mean you did offer to get it on. Which is the best offer I got all day!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I've been awake 30 minutes and my hangover has made me say fuck at least 5 times.

 

[Beachgirl22]

sinus pressure

 

[Shi_One81]

sinus pressure

*Walmart now carries shower bombs for cold and allergy issues for $.98. I got one for my step daughter and she thought it helped.*

After 1 pm today I’m fucking on vaca for the next week and a half.

 

[sunbunny3]

hurting just enough when I crawled out of bed to not have the energy to attempt a shower. I really need a fucking walk in shower instead of this tub wall I have to navigate over.