What Made You Say Fuck Today.

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What made me say fuck today?

Realizing that I had to wake up my husband for an emergency fuck.
 
opening a package and finding out they spelled the name wrong on a personalized gift. :rolleyes:
 
It's a pity about the scars... You would be so pretty without them.
Who the FUCK do you think you are?

That's right didn't realize I was talking to Fabio in the flesh :rolleyes:
 
Twisting my ankle. Get to hobble around like an old fart all night.


It's a pity about the scars... You would be so pretty without them.
Who the FUCK do you think you are?

That's right didn't realize I was talking to Fabio in the flesh :rolleyes:

Wow, that is fucked up. Damn.
 
Getting a phone call that I had to take, at the exact moment when I was ready to leave work.
 
Getting pulled over for turning right at a red light when I shouldn't have. I only got a warning thankfully.
 
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