What Made You Say Fuck Today.

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm not sure what's wrong with me, but i am definitely not feeling myself.

 

[hairball18]

I'm not sure what's wrong with me, but i am definitely not feeling myself.

I hope someone is feeling you.:

 

[tolyk]

Half hearted fuck due to working 12 hours today... I missed a day earlier in the week, so it's nice to catch up on hours, but fuck me, definitely better things to do with a Friday evening

 

[SassySheDevil]

Realizing the kids were planning to be all moved in this weekend. Shit. I wanted to run around naked a little more first. Fuck!!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Realizing the kids were planning to be all moved in this weekend. Shit. I wanted to run around naked a little more first. Fuck!!

Oh stop.
You love it.

 

[HBergeron]

Hopping off a barstool to go home and getting a striking pain in my knee, (NOT the one that is usually a problem).
"Fuck! What's THIS?"

I should post this in the 'You Know You're Getting Older When...' thread.
Fuck.

In the meantime, I have an appointment at The Ministry of Funny Walks. Where's that Monty Python thread when you need it?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh stop.
You love it.

haha only cause I hope to get my sons balls back. But yes. I love the chaos.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Waking up to impatient people before 7am.

 

[steelyblue73]

It’s a beautiful Saturday morning, so not a ____ing thing.

Good morning Litsters. ️

 

[beachbaby179]

More like... oh fuck. I went and bought a beautiful big Christmas tree but neglected to consider how I was going to get it off the top of my car and set it up all by myself. Hmmmm....

 

[TongueLust]

More like... oh fuck. I went and bought a beautiful big Christmas tree but neglected to consider how I was going to get it off the top of my car and set it up all by myself. Hmmmm....

With lots of wine.

 

[TongueLust]

Time.

 

[RjThoughts]

The size of the breasts a woman has sitting near me at Starbucks! My back hurts in empathy!

FUCK!!!

 

[sunbunny3]

More like... oh fuck. I went and bought a beautiful big Christmas tree but neglected to consider how I was going to get it off the top of my car and set it up all by myself. Hmmmm....

I have discovered that putting the stand on the tree while still on the car or in the truck bed is easier when you are by yourself. Don't have to try to balance it, keep it straight, and screw the little thingies in all at the same time..

 

[sunbunny3]

People at the store losing their shit in the checkout line.
Why?

Snow?

 

[zydrate]

the line at the gas station... wow...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

People at the store losing their shit in the checkout line.
Why?

There are a million things it could be. Big things, little things, things we can't guess by looking.

Life is hard. Be kind.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Failed naps and darkness at 5:00 ruining my mood and mojo.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Life is hard. Be kind.

I love this advice.

Fuck.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

.....

 

[zydrate]

http://www.didthanoskill.me/

*giggles*

 

[Xerxes82]

Catching the worst customer we have at work today. What a nightmare of a person.

 

[shelly2inme]

Hot Gifs

A cyber fuck-buddy sent me some hot GIFs. As soon as I saw what he sent I said: "Fuck" and a short time later I was fingering my soaked pussy.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Skype.

 

[UgliestSon]

Extraordinary Machine...Fuck!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YsMZkCLxfkM