What Made You Say Fuck Today.

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Having my wife’s friend tell me that she wanted me inside of her. Fucking hot! I obliged! While my wife watched fingering herself and came.
 
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They still don't know what's wrong...more tests scheduled. FUCK! Just tell me what's wrong, give me the medication, and let me be on my way...
 
Receiving a free latte this morning from the hot, deeply cleavaged barista because "she screwed up."

Hey, it's okay, I can suffer with just 6 pumps of mocha, not the 8. Maybe it was the fact that she handed me her email address on drink sticker that made me say it.
 
Discovering I need orthopaedic surgery again. It'll be my nineteenth operation.

19 !?! :eek: I hope this is the last. :rose:

Me...somebody asking me to schedule 200 people for training in a room that holds 25, and telling me to do it in four sessions. Um, fuck. That's not how math works.
 
No one can misunderstand or misinterpret that many things I say, WTF, we're supposed to be friends.
 
19 !?! :eek: I hope this is the last. :rose:

Me...somebody asking me to schedule 200 people for training in a room that holds 25, and telling me to do it in four sessions. Um, fuck. That's not how math works.

"There'll be 50 at this meeting, oh, and could you make sure that each person has enough coffee, tea, and pastries, too. Thank You."

Wife's favorite when she was an Administrative Assistant.
 
received an invite to a webinar from my company, specifically for only the American women, and the subject was I motivate. luckily, I found it conflicts with a real work meeting, though I bet it would have been quite rich and I would have been laughing my ass off on mute.
 
received an invite to a webinar from my company, specifically for only the American women, and the subject was I motivate. luckily, I found it conflicts with a real work meeting, though I bet it would have been quite rich and I would have been laughing my ass off on mute.

For American women only? Sounds both fishy and phishy to me.
 
"There'll be 50 at this meeting, oh, and could you make sure that each person has enough coffee, tea, and pastries, too. Thank You."

Wife's favorite when she was an Administrative Assistant.

I know, right? I'm the training manager. I know how many people the room holds. This is what I do for a living. Trust me.
 
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