What Made You Say Fuck Today.

[L8tnIt]

Fuck... I am out of alcohol
Fuck... I am home alone
Fuck... I went to the dentist earlier, and the novacaine didn't take

 

[Handsonyou]

hhahah no, last night

No lightweight, hardcore boozehound

 

[LostGirlTink]

Let’s all drink.

I’m also gonna leave this here because RIGHT?!?!?

 

[Sexybritches69]

Let’s all drink.

I’m also gonna leave this here because RIGHT

What are we drinking?

 

[Sexybritches69]

https://pics.onsizzle.com/dudes-be-like-ey-beautiful-22290571.png

Yup Haha

 

[Handsonyou]

*ding ding ding* Female bitterness alert!

Goes both ways ladies.

 

[Handsonyou]

Hey, beautiful.

Well hello handsome.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Guilty.

Me too, too!

 

[LostGirlTink]

What are we drinking?

EVERYTHING.

https://pics.onsizzle.com/dudes-be-like-ey-beautiful-22290571.png

That seems about right.

*ding ding ding* Female bitterness alert!

Goes both ways ladies.

I think it's hilarious that calling out the bullshit = bitter.


Fuck.. does everyone do this but me?
Who wants to teach me to act with reckless abandon?
*Pours more wine*

 

[BadAmy]

EVERYTHING.


That seems about right.


I think it's hilarious that calling out the bullshit = bitter.


Fuck.. does everyone do this but me?
Who wants to teach me to act with reckless abandon?
*Pours more wine*

*Raises hand*

 

[LostGirlTink]

gGuilty of being bitter or of swinging both ways?

Neither are all that bad if you ask me. However, on typing that all out, I realise no one did.

Moving on.

Wait, I swing both ways.
Wanna make out?

 

[Sexybritches69]

*Raises hand*

I’m being fancy and drinking champagne. I haven’t had champagne in a long time

 

[BadAmy]

I’m being fancy and drinking champagne. I haven’t had champagne in a long time

Chanpagna miks me hiccups

 

[LostGirlTink]

Drinking out of the bottle pic going up in my profile.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

I’m being fancy and drinking champagne. I haven’t had champagne in a long time

Ricky champagne is never about when you need him!!

*leaves a magnum of crystal on the table and backs away*

 

[BadAmy]

Ricky champagne is never about when you need him!!

*leaves a magnum of crystal on the table and backs away*

Slowly....don't make eye contact.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Well, sadly, I do like the ones with the dicks. The upside to that is if I call you beautiful you can be sure I mean it at least, with no ulterior motive and I will never break your heart.

That's good to know.

Want to share my wine?

 

[LostGirlTink]

My little human has woken up, so I must go raise a better man than the one I loved.

Enjoy your wine!

I'll have one for you.

 

[tolyk]

My little human has woken up, so I must go raise a better man than the one I loved.

Enjoy your wine!

That's heartbreaking

 

[Handsonyou]

EVERYTHING.


That seems about right.


I think it's hilarious that calling out the bullshit = bitter.


Fuck.. does everyone do this but me?
Who wants to teach me to act with reckless abandon?
*Pours more wine*

Oh I have a bullshit/bitterness story of my own.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Oh I have a bullshit/bitterness story of my own.

*pats the cushion next to me and hands you the bottle*
Want some wine? I'lls hare.

 

[Handsonyou]

*pats the cushion next to me and hands you the bottle*
Want some wine? I'lls hare.

Take a swig and hand you the Scotch.

 

[Jada59]

Nothing. Yet.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Take a swig and hand you the Scotch.

Mmmmm scotch

 

[Sexybritches69]

The memes posted above seemed sort of tongue in cheek—I didn’t realize that we were getting into a serious conversation. I don’t want to seem bitter. I talk with a bunch of people because it’s fun and that’s why I’m on Lit. I certainly don’t want anybody’s feelings to get hurt, so I make that clear from the beginning.