what made you laugh today?

[ihavequestions]

what made me laugh today..........

getting my son out of his crib and bringing him into my bed for some cuddle time. When daddy tried to cuddle too, baby pushed his head away and told him nono daddy.

I like being the favorite.

 

[John Doe]

I haven't laughed yet today. It's barely even morning.

 

[theoneadd2]

it was funny to me

(1/1/05) I was at the mall getting some work boots it take me forever to decide on what I want but the sales girl helping didn’t seem to mind. The whole time she’s helping me she’s flirting with me. By the time I’m ready to pay for the boots she tells me she is going to use her employee discount to get me 10% off the boots. Hell this all sounds good to me I had a coupon that was going to get me 20% off the boots that they sent me for Christmas. This was going to be $30 dollar going back in to my wallet. That is until my boyfriend walks up behind me wraps his arms around my chest and kiss me on the neck in front of her. The look on her face was priceless she was piss off beyond words. She put her discount card back in her pocket and gave my one hell of an evil look.

 

[ihavequestions]

best to laugh in the morning!


I love the boot thing! I take my kid shopping with me all the time, and when the sales people start to get huffy (or even are just plain unfriendly) due to the stroller in the store and all I let him out of the stroller and....well he likes to pull down stacks of t-shirts and such. I like to let him explore, what can I say...take that you rude ass abercrombie sales team leader. Bet you wish you would have found me that size 2 now don't you

 

[John Doe]

best to laugh in the morning!

I do NOT laugh in the morning. I'm not a morning person. Trhat's why I've been so crabby the last few hours.

I ouagh at night or not at all. Or maybe during th afternoon, when sitcom reruns are on, but only certain sitcoms.

 

[ihavequestions]

i know its wrong, but i laugh at stuff on the discovery health channel alot

and cops. cops is great-last night they had a undercover dressed as "coco the clown" picking up hookers, it was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

 

[deezire1900]

Last night at the Bar/rest. We were seated at the table right in front of the mens room. We laughed so hard at all the looks and then discovered (didn;t know because of the way we were sitting) that we could see directly into the mens room everytime the door opened!!!!!

For a couple of lesbians...we laughed hard. Then we ate quick and left.

 

[Raimondin]

LOL! Wished I'd been there laughing right along!

Yeah, this seems to always happen with Men's bathrooms in public places. Sure, like put the urinals right in front of the door path! Wonder why?

 

[Little Bird]

It is a german site but it's the pictures that matter, so maybe you would like it, too:

http://www.bendecho.de/pics.php

http://www.bendecho.de/pictures1000/ab18/ab18117.jpg

 

[Raimondin]

It is a german site but it's the pictures that matter, so maybe you would like it, too:

http://www.bendecho.de/pics.php

http://www.bendecho.de/pictures1000/ab18/ab18117.jpg

That's a cool, funny site LB!

 

[deezire1900]

Great site! I just spent about an hour browsing.

 

[funwdi]

Great sites.

The boot story made me laugh even harder, though, theoneadd2! That's awesome! You probably broke her heart, you know. But I'm still gonna laugh.

 

[mellian]

haven't laugh yet today.

-mellian

 

[Raimondin]

I didn't hear my alarm. I fell asleep with my headphones on!

 

[JanaXXY]

Saw this sign in a chalkboard in the local restaurant washroom:

I have to back up my hard drive. Can't figure out how to get it in reverse.

 

[deezire1900]

I had a customer say to me today...what do you mean I am overdrawn, my husband hasn't taken away my checkbook yet this month.

I love that one.

 

[Ucellis]

crazy satan

had the mate express his first experience of playing frisbee with me.
"jingle jingle jingle jingle"

 

[deezire1900]

What? Is this a boy thing?

 

[ExistentialLuv]

Pillow talk this morning about our amzing encounter last night.

Polly my love, You are incredible and last night was another adventure for the memory books.

 

[PanosGreece]

Look at this!

www.sugarqube.com

Lots of funny flashes!!

 

[Ucellis]

hum nothing today so far.. it might brighten up sooner or later tho

 

[Equinoxe]

I don't believe I have laughed today.

 

[Guest]

reading thru all of the old hreads and boy oh boy did i laugh

 

[comfort zone]

laugh

a sign above the urinal at a local restaurant: "please don't throw cigarettes in urinal, it makes them soggy and hard to light".

 

[temp256]

I was watching October Sky, and the kids were using potassium chlorate and sulfur as rocket propellent! Hahaha! You see, potassium chlor---

Oh, never mind. Only a chemical engineer would see the humor...