What made you choose your username?

A guy was doing me over the computer table and said, "Damn, slut, you fuck like a bunny rabbit." I actually giggled at the time, but I liked it so much I kinda took slutbunny as a nickname.
 
The lady of the lake threw a sword at me during some farcical aquatic ceremony and proclaimed, “Henceforth you shall be known to all as Joeybagadonuts.”
 
Laurel is mean.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2632296448/hF8C84622/

Don't worry - I reported her to the site owners.

The "I like where this thread has going" pics have made me actually burst out with laughter each time. I want you and Laurel to come over and be mean to me all night long.

1) It's my absolutely favorite internet meme right now. It makes me laugh giddy whenever I see it or post it. Because I'm silly, and there appears to be no cure for that.

2) Teases go straight to hell. ;)
 
Don't worry - I reported her to the site owners.

The "I like where this thread has going" pics have made me actually burst out with laughter each time. I want you and Laurel to come over and be mean to me all night long.

If you don't stop reading my diary-of-fictional-events-that-should-totally-really-happen-because-*fans*-*self*-yowzah!, I might have to hold you to its content.
 
it's mine but there's another one here also, so I'm #2 as always.
 
I had just finished reading Mists of Avalon, Morgan Le Fay was taken so picked Fata Morgana. I had my ~~'s amputated recently though.
 
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Origin of Lit Name:
Many years ago I was at a boarding school while my parents were abroad. I didn't get much post because airmail was expensive and erratic. I decided to fill in a coupon in a book of Royal Mail stamps that offered a free weekly course about the Roman Catholic Church. I wasn't Catholic but I visited Spain, a Catholic country, frequently. I thought that 1. I would get post once a week, and 2. I would learn something about Catholics. But I made a basic mistake. Every item of clothing, all my books and other possessions were labelled with my school number which was 099. I thought it was like a postcode as well, so I included it in my address for the weekly envelopes. They sent the envelopes labelled (real surname)-Ogg.

My housemaster, who distributed any mail after the evening meal, was also the Classics Master. After the first envelope arrived addressed to -Ogg, he referred to me as Og, Rex Bashan (King Og of Bashan). My classmates began calling me oggbashan (2 'g's because of the number 099). That nickname stuck for the rest of my time at that school. When my parents returned to the UK I left the boarding school and went to a day school near home. When I needed a nom-de-plume for writing erotica, I decided to use oggbashan because no one I currently knew had known of that ancient nickname.
 
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