What level of Hell are you going to?

[kitty4ever]

Don't know if this has been posted before or not.

Dante's Inferno Test

Was somewhat disappointed. I ended up in Purgatory. Wanted Level 2 with all the other lustful people.

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

 

[snowy ciara]

Rats! I went to Purgatory too! I wanna be bad! Hmm. Maybe we Purgatorians can work together to get down to level two with the Pervs..

 

[kitty4ever]

Ooooo...I like that idea.

<plots with snowy ciara>

 

[snowy ciara]

Okay, do we want to try some recreational Dom baiting or kinky girl on girl sex?

 

[kitty4ever]

<ponders> Well, I bait and tease Betticus all the time, but he knows that I'm just teasing, so that rules him out.

<ponders more> The kinky girl on girl is fine, but I answered that I'd already done that, and STILL ended up in purgatory.

Maybe teasing and refusing a Dom would work?

 

[snowy ciara]

Really? Now I haven't done the kinky girl on girl thing before.. And I sorta tease the Dom/me's a lot.. Maybe we should make a porno movie instead..

 

[kitty4ever]

<ponders> I'm more of a voyeur than a participant. Betticus says that I'm shy.

Well, I don't really tease the Dom/mes, so maybe that's MY option while you need to do the kinky girl on girl. If that doesn't work for us, then I'm out of options.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I really AM evil!

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

 

[snowy ciara]

Dayum!!!

stares at PS in shock and awe and stuff

 

[Netzach]

*waves to my downstairs neighbor, pagan*

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

~waves back to Netzach~

It's because I'm pagan. And I'm just pure evil to boot.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Re: I really AM evil!

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Ditto.

I was just looking at my Gustave Dore-illustrated translation of this well known work the other day; over tea in my firelit study.

 

[graceanne]

LOL What a fun 'test'. I'm in purgatory, too.

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Most of this makes little sense to me. *shrugs*

Grace

 

[WriterDom]

Level 2

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate

 

[bluntforcemama]

*waves to my downstairs neighbor, pagan*

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I'll see you there. According to this test I'm very lustful and violent.

 

[Queen Bee]

I'm a hater. I scored very high on sex and violence and am moderately gluttonous.

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Sigh... Only Level 6?

And I thought surely I'd make it to the Eighth Level, at least. It must be those years I spent in Methodist Youth Fellowship as a teenager keeping me from accomplishing all I can. (Despite having sex on the sofa in the Youth Ministry Building with one girl, and heavy petting {same sofa, different Sunday} with another.)

Well, I tried. At least I'll be in good company with Netzach and Myst, and maybe we can have a party on our level - let the 7th level folks come up to visit, and the Purgatorians come down. Hmmm... wonder if all that heat and lava and stuff are hard on floggers?

 

[crimsonlace]

Level 2

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate

Me too!

Who woulda thunk it?

 

[WriterDom]

Me too!

Who woulda thunk it?

Guess it means I'll have to lust after you forever.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Was there any doubt whatsoever?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/SLoH.jpg

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

 

[Quint]

Another violent Level 7 here. I'm quite surprised---I said "no" to the blatant assassination questions. Guess it was the "some people deserve to die" that got me.

 

[rosco rathbone]

So pagan and I are the worst folk here, Hm.

I thought I was doing rather well, on virtue, when answering those questions.

Literary quiz: what was the worst sin in Dante's eyes? The real ninth circle shit?

Anyway, bow down, sinners, before the duke and duchess of hell!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Another violent Level 7 here. I'm quite surprised---I said "no" to the blatant assassination questions. Guess it was the "some people deserve to die" that got me.

Whoa, late breaking entry here. Quint you can be the crown princess of hell.

 

[graceanne]

Another violent Level 7 here. I'm quite surprised---I said "no" to the blatant assassination questions. Guess it was the "some people deserve to die" that got me.

LOL I answered the same to those. That some people deserve to die and that I wouldn't assasinate someone. Question: what did you answer to the getting in a fight recently question?

Grace

 

[navarre]

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!