What IT learns...

[sirhugs]

Instead of a net nanny blocking naughty sites, the workplace has an "alert" system that flags the naughtiness to the IT supervisor...so they learn everybody's secret fantasies. What do they do with that information?

 

[Jada59]

Oooh. They could use the computer to flash brief images of said fantasy throughout the day.

Not only will the emploees be constantly horny, but they’ll think they’re going crazy. And they’re afraid to mention to any other employees because…. Well…. Many reasons.

 

[sirhugs]

Oooh. They could use the computer to flash brief images of said fantasy throughout the day.

Not only will the emploees be constantly horny, but they’ll think they’re going crazy. And they’re afraid to mention to any other employees because…. Well…. Many reasons.

but there might be many encounters in the supply room.
Do they spread to the break room? Does that lead to an orgy?

 

[Jada59]

I’m assuming they all have different fantasies.

 

[sirhugs]

I’m assuming they all have different fantasies.

All the more fun

 

[MikeXIrons]

Instead of a net nanny blocking naughty sites, the workplace has an "alert" system that flags the naughtiness to the IT supervisor...so they learn everybody's secret fantasies. What do they do with that information?

Blackmail is the easy option.

But, it'd be more interesting to try to leverage that information in a subtle way.

After seeing an email between a woman and her friend admitting that she has the hots for some guy... and his cologne drives her crazy now... so, the IT guy goes out and buys that cologne.

Or, finding out that someone is into being dominant, using language like, "As you wish" or jokingly saying "I'm nervous I won't finish that in time. I hope my punishment isn't too severe."

Or finding out someone is into bondage and working hints into every day... "We're going out for drinks tomorrow... if you're not tied up at home, you should come out with us." "We really need to get this report out, so I'm afraid we need to cancel your sales trip and handcuff you to your desk until it's done..."

 

[Carnevil9]

"Herb, I really need you to work on this over the weekend. And I'm sorry but I don't have any budget for overtime."

"No way, boss. I've got a fishing trip all lined up and I can't change it."

"I think you will find a way. We don't want your wife finding out about your subscription at the Sheep and Shackles web community, now do we?"

 

[MikeXIrons]

I imagine emails might also reveal some interoffice romances... and affairs. That information makes for good blackmail as well.

"I know you gave Jarod a blowjob in the copier room last night."

"That's not true! We were just... umm... getting a report out."

"Oh, ok... Hmm. That's not what Jarod's email seemed to indicate. It'd be a shame if that came up when I was talking with your husband at the Christmas party next week. Maybe if you meet me in the copier room after closing tonight, you can 'get a report out' with me..."

 

[BeechLeaf]

Remotely disable the boss key. Remotely turn the sound back up.

Schedule a meeting in their cubicle, in five minutes.