What is ....

[Angel]

The most vile, horrible, cruel, disgusting thing you have ever done to another person whom you hated.


A few years back I had a huge 5 bedroom apartment I shared with my ex boyfriend, his sister and her son and my cousin.

Anyway my cousin brought this chick home one day and like for some reason she just never left. We ended up deciding she could stay temporarily since she had nowhere else to go. I got her a job, let her stay etc, and asked for nothing but respect for our home and to clean up after herself. We also made sure she knew her stay was to be no more than until the end of the summer. (3 months, which was more than ample time for her to save money and find her own apartment since we weren't asking for any money from her for bills)

Well the 3 months came and went and she didn't make a move to go. We talked to her over and over again. The entire 3 months she made huge messes, never cleaned after herself and totally disrespected us, walking around in a SMALL towel in front of my man, not giving us phone messages, she lost the job I got her where I worked making me look like a fool, brought people to my house who I didn't want over there, I mean generally walked all over us and THEN told me if I kicked her out she'd kick my ass.

Well being the bitch that I am instead of beating her out of my house I decided to exact a sick and twisted form of revenge on her. I was 18 years old, this was my first place and my bitchy, nasty attitude was less refined and *mature* (lol) than it is now.

SO we got her to play truth or dare. We dared her to drink a secret concoction all of it. We poured vodka, vinegar, cherry koolaid, adobo, boiled shrimps, clam water, ice, sofrito and powdered choki mix (kinda like a spanish version of quik) into a blender. Then my cousin (even tho he brought her there he was tired of her as well) urinated into it. She drank the whole thing, a whole blender pitcher full of the mixture.

We then dared her to strip and run outside naked. She did and we locked her out and flung her clothes out the window. She never came back.

Looking back, I realize it was immature and ... well not a very nice thing to do. But... I don't regret it. There is more to the story of the shit she's done to disrespect me but I wont go into it right now.



Anyone else done something as gross to someone?

 

[Ambrosious]

Yes, I once ate all the american cheese in the refrigerator (two slices) then when my wife went to make a sandwich, I laughed out loud. She hit me. Pretty hard too.

But I don't regret it!

 

[SoftPeaches]

When I was in junior high, my little brother (one year younger) watched our new puppy chew up my brush, my make up, and half of my sanitary napkins. When I got home, he was like, "WHAT?"
So I grabbed his toothbrush, rubbed it all over some ham in the fridge, and let Max lick and chew the hell out of it. Then I put it right back into the toothbrush holder. He still has no idea. But we're very close nowadays, so all's well that ends well, I s'pose.

 

[willywanker]

I'm in business for myself. I design high end homes, houses I have no chance of ever leaving in myself. One client took his plans and then refused to pay. He was a lawyer,(a real prick who proved the lawyer jokes) and his responce was "Sue me" and laughed. The plan was for about 600 dollars and he knew I'd spend more than that collecting it.

I took out an ad in "The Bargin Mart", a free classifieds newspaper in our town. I advertised as follows in the Motorcycle section "Parting out Harley-Davidson Panhead, frame bent, work section shift, call after 11:30 PM" and put in his home number. I never got my money but I did call him one more time and asked how he enjoyed talking to bikers at midnight and then laughed and hung up as he cussed me out.

 

[OUTSIDER]

some time ago I had a mate called Andrew and he took us all out for the day to a safari park while we were there a Baboon shit on the little louvre on the car bonnet and the stuff got into the heating system somehow, every time he turned the heating on the car stank of baboon shit, well he also had a step dad who was going to do a job abroard in Sweden and since he didnn't really like the guy much he sold the car to his step dad and the best part is itwas just as the summer was ending so the guy would drive off the ferry turn on the heater and get a blast of baboon shitty hot air.....now thats nasty.

 

[cherrypop]

I took out an ad in "The Bargin Mart", a free classifieds newspaper in our town. I advertised as follows in the Motorcycle section "Parting out Harley-Davidson Panhead, frame bent, work section shift, call after 11:30 PM" and put in his home number. I never got my money but I did call him one more time and asked how he enjoyed talking to bikers at midnight and then laughed and hung up as he cussed me out.

Willy...omg! How flippin funny is that? Hahahaha Sheer genius! *bowing* I'm not worthy! lol
Oooo..Angel! Sheer evil. Remind me to stay on your good side, girlie!

 

[OUTSIDER]

some time ago I worked for a print company that was run by a real asshole, all us machine operators decided to bug the guy's office and we bought a bug that looked like an adapter plug and had a broadcast range of about 100yd's, we would go in to the office for company meeting's and listen to this guy going through his nice guy act and then as we left we all had personal radio's with earphones, we'd walk out and listen as he'd bad mouth us and try to fuck us over with his partner as soon as we where out of there, that was about ten years ago and I hear the bug's still in there and working great, thats about as evil as I get....most of the time.

 

[Tabby432]

When I was in school there was this girl that I hated. All through out the year we fought. The stupid bitch wore a rabbit coat to school in June. When we went out for recess she left her coat in the classroom because it was hot out. I glue the coat to the desk. When we came back in she had to really pull to get the coat off the desk. There was rabbit fur stuck on the desk. When I think about it now it was pretty fucked up but it was REALLY funny at the time.

 

[Bob Peale]

Hmm, there are so many; college was such a fun time.

Let's see, it may be a tie...

We rolled a wheel of cheese under the bed of the messiest guy in the dorm. It was three weeks before he found it.

or, the time we plugged the cracks of a door with foam while a guy slept, sealed his door with plastic sheeting (using rubber cement) and fill the space between the door and the plastic sheeting with water. When he opened the door to leave in the morning...the whole thing took about 6 hours.

 

[Outlaw]

The worst thing?

When I was at high school, I was a boarder in a very rural town.
One of my teachers was a bit of a discipline freak, and he wasn't popular. When one of our group was expelled for something very minor, we decided to get our revenge.

We placed an ad in the local paper for the teacher's car, a 1967 Mustang that was wasted on him. We supplied my mobine number as a contact detail, and eventually sold it to a collector. When the collector came to pick it up, our teacher thought he was stealing it, and started hitting the guy in the face.
Anyway, the guy sued my teacher and charged him with fraud an assault.The school, which was very staunch catholic and conservative, sent him to work in a school in Alice Springs, which wouldn't have been good for his complexion.

Mean, I suppose. But never doubt the ability of teenage boys to make trouble.

 

[Angel]

Damn, Outlaw! Well I guess that's MUCH worse than feeding someone a Urine Cocktail.

I guess I will have to become even more insane and evil.

*sigh*

 

[Outlaw]

Well

Could have been worse, I suppose.
His replacement was busted having a quiet jack-off in his staff office by all the year eleven students.
From then on, he was "Rocket Rodney."
We used to get naive kids to drink bong water too, but that was just for fun.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Ok I heard this one a few years ago and I can't say how true it is but it made me laugh.
This woman breaks up with her BF and he being an asshole tell's her she has to leave at once and can come and pick up her stuff the next day when he's at work, she say's ok and comes back the next day to pick up her gear while she is there she unscrew's the cutain pole end and stuff's it full of frozen shrimp's, the guy comes home and begins to notice a funny smell in his flat, later on the woman hears that the guy bought every kind of air freshner there is and still can't get the smell to go, he tears up carpet's, redecorates, even lift's the floorboards to see if he can find the problem....in the end the guy moves home, and the killer is he took the curtain pole with him....

 

[Angel]

Ok I heard this one a few years ago and I can't say how true it is but it made me laugh.
This woman breaks up with her BF and he being an asshole tell's her she has to leave at once and can come and pick up her stuff the next day when he's at work, she say's ok and comes back the next day to pick up her gear while she is there she unscrew's the cutain pole end and stuff's it full of frozen shrimp's, the guy comes home and begins to notice a funny smell in his flat, later on the woman hears that the guy bought every kind of air freshner there is and still can't get the smell to go, he tears up carpet's, redecorates, even lift's the floorboards to see if he can find the problem....in the end the guy moves home, and the killer is he took the curtain pole with him....

DAMN I shoulda done that with the last one.

 

[Outlaw]

Here's another one....

One of my friend's dads told me this one.

When he was at school in England,quite a lot of teachers drove around Minis. One afternoon, skipping soccer practice, they got their coach's car and, between 14 of them, lifted it up and carried it down a flight of stairs, through two school corridors and finally turned it sideways and dropped it, with the bonnet and boot touching either wall of the corridor.

Apparently, it took all the staff and eventually a crane to get the thing up the stairs and back on the road.

 

[OUTSIDER]

it kinda remind's me of that film "Grumpy old men" and the fish they used to put in each others cars.

 

[Angel]

I just remembered the time where my senior year in high school, two days before Freshman Friday, we put a pile of scraps from lunch under then bleachers in the girls gym. Friday morning we went back and put the cockroaches we found in a plastic container.

We stuck them in a friend's locker until first lunch, which was where the largest group of Freshman we knew about sat altogether. We sat at the end of the main table and let the roaches loose.

We also got detention for a month.

 

[scylis]

i just have to look at people the wrong way.. they all think i'm a psycho, so that shuts them up pretty fast, so i don't get to have any real fun.. which is a bummer, since i DLed the entire Anarchist's Cookbook..

oh, the FUN one can have with simple household products!!

 

[Angel]

i just have to look at people the wrong way.. they all think i'm a psycho, so that shuts them up pretty fast, so i don't get to have any real fun.. which is a bummer, since i DLed the entire Anarchist's Cookbook..

oh, the FUN one can have with simple household products!!

Haha! I had bits and pieces of the book but I lost it.

 

[scylis]

a former friend of mine actually bought the thing.. he was automatically put on a list in police computers..

man, if somebody pisses me off in college, they're gonna regret ever being born!! hehe.. too bad the napalm can only be used outside..

 

[OUTSIDER]

for those of you from the US I'll have to explain this a little, there was a guy who live near my old house and he had a car....well I supose you'd call it a car, called a Robin made by Reliant, it has three wheels (one at the front and two at the back) is made of fibreglass and is popular with older driver's and the terminaly poor, anyway these thing's wheigh nothing at all and this guy came out more than once to find some prankster's on their way home from the pub had picked it up and turned it upside down like a stranded turtle.
BTW if really must see one of these car's there are websites for them, try looking under "Reliant".

 

[Outlaw]

Yeah, but what about...

..the worst thing that's ever been done to you?

 

[scylis]

a kid punched me in the side of the head when he thought i wasn't looking.. was at a school football game.. i was walking to the consession stand, pretended not to notice his poor attempt at hiding in the crowd, and walked on by when.. *light thump* barely even flinched, and it was the punk's best sucker punch.. i was about 14 at the time..

that's about it..

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: Well

Could have been worse, I suppose.
His replacement was busted having a quiet jack-off in his staff office by all the year eleven students.
From then on, he was "Rocket Rodney."
We used to get naive kids to drink bong water too, but that was just for fun.

Man, I don't feel so bad about nair in the shampoo anymore...

 

[Outlaw]

My worst....

When I was in Year 8, a kid I knew was throwing sticks around the playground, and one of them hit me in the eyeball. It actually stabbed through my eye, and now that eye's a bit of a dud. He reckons it wasn't on purpose, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was. An awful lot of those sticks came my way.

However, he did get his. While making out with his girlfriend in the back room of a party, he blew his load after she kissed his earlobe, and was wearing white jeans.
No one missed it! Le mot juste!