What is Your Major Malfunction?

[sunstruck]

I just spilled water down the front of my shirt. I look like I should be on MTV Spring Break right now.

I do this all the time. I spill. It's the reason I won't drink any colored liquid outside of a travel mug.

What's yours?

 

[calypso_21]

I constantly stub my toe on furniture. It seems like it can be across the room and I kick it. Always happens. I'm amazed my feet don't look all mangled for it. I'm THAT bad.

 

[Devilish1]

I constantly stub my toe on furniture. It seems like it can be across the room and I kick it. Always happens. I'm amazed my feet don't look all mangled for it. I'm THAT bad.

LMAO Ive done the same thing!
Ive broken my big toe once by stubbing it on the furniture.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

we have the beds bunked here... I always hit my head on my roomie's bed since I've got the bottom bunk

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I just spilled water down the front of my shirt. I look like I should be on MTV Spring Break right now.

I love it when you post crypted messages for me

 

[sunstruck]

we have the beds bunked here... I always hit my head on my roomie's bed since I've got the bottom bunk

Bunkbeds, the 7th reason I moved out of the dorms freshman year. lol Why not ask people to sleep in a coffin and be straight about it?

 

[wizbit9]

falling in love to easily and playing my music too loud at night and waking my housemates up because i dont realise how loud it is.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: What is Your Major Malfunction?

I love it when you post crypted messages for me

What was the code translation on this one?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: Re: Re: What is Your Major Malfunction?

What was the code translation on this one?

Eat at Joes? I got a hankerin for a Manwich sandwich

edited because I cant spell worth a shit most days

 

[bluemuse]

I'm a fumbler. I drop things and I inadvertantly hurl things across the room because my grip isn't tight enough. The other day a glass went flying out of my hand because I turned around in a hurry.

Or...perhaps I have a poltergiest!!!

 

[RawHumor]

I constantly flirt with women online while I should be working.

 

[sunstruck]

I constantly flirt with women online while I should be working.

*POUNCE*

Hiya Beefcake!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

*POUNCE*

hey nice ass...you should be more careful when you go airborne

 

[RawHumor]

Hey sexy lady! I see you've gotten a big head while I've been away.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I constantly flirt with women online while I should be working.

Ditto

 

[sunstruck]

Hey sexy lady! I see you've gotten a big head while I've been away.

Man, I'm carrying the wieght of the world I tell ya!

Boneman, if you would stop "borrowing" my panties this wouldn't be an issue.

 

[J.B.]

There are just too many to count.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Boneman, if you would stop "borrowing" my panties this wouldn't be an issue.

but every time I go to the mailbox there's another pair and they are simply to pretty not to wear. you have great taste.

 

[RawHumor]

Man, I'm carrying the wieght of the world I tell ya!

Boneman, if you would stop "borrowing" my panties this wouldn't be an issue.

At least you've still got nice tits.

And bonerman likes wearing your panties. He just doesn't look as good in them as he thinks he does.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

At least you've still got nice tits.

And bonerman likes wearing your panties. He just doesn't look as good in them as he thinks he does.

you did not mind that night in Reno. Was that you? Hell I cant remember.

 

[oceanbaby28]

I'm extremely shy in person. Sometimes I give the appearance of being arrogant or stand-offish. I'm not... it's just me being rediculously shy.

 

[desert spike]

red sauce, tomatoe juice, etc spilled on the front of my t-shirts. Have more ruined shirts in my dresser than good clean ones.

Don't know why, but it just happens and won't wash out either, ever.

 

[sunstruck]

Like you care about tits. lol

I'm not talking about bad habbits people. lol I'm talking about things you do that make you question your mental stability. lol Things that regularly happen that make you feel very special ed.

 

[sunstruck]

I'm extremely shy in person. Sometimes I give the appearance of being arrogant or stand-offish. I'm not... it's just me being rediculously shy.

I love shy people. I often find them to be the most interesting.

 

[Mountain Man]

I tend to walk into things....walls, especially going around corners, desks, etc

and i don't bruies easily...but inevitably I find bruises and cuts on my body...little ones, i guess from working and fixing things