What is your chance of getting laid this weekend ?

[miles]

Excellent for me. Demi Moore is coming for dinner tomorrow night. I dumped Mariah whats-her-name. Too nervous.

 

[TN_Vixen]

zip nill nada

I'm choosing to stay celibate, why ruin a 2 month streak?

 

[miles]

Damn, Princepesa.

Call that two month ago guy!

 

[Pokerman]

Re: zip nill nada

I'm choosing to stay celibate, why ruin a 2 month streak?

LOL...I just hope you dont end up challenging Ripken's streak....

 

[TN_Vixen]

miles

I gave up on the "fuck buddy" concept. It just doesn't work for me anymore. So, here I am. S'ok, y'know I DID get that cool sex toy at that party a little while back. Damn good substitute I say.

Ripkin's streak? O hell no.

 

[stargazer76]

Pretty damn good. At least, they'd better be, or I'm going to be even more testy than I am already.

 

[sexy-girl]

i either get NO sex or quite abit depending on if my gf is in this country or not ... shes here now and will be for quite a few months so i get sex

 

[Mistress]

Zero to none unless my own fingers count

 

[miles]

TN_Vixen

Well, all I can say is you can PM me ANY time.

Especially if this Demi thing doesn't work out. I'll have to go on the Disabled List.

 

[Problem Child]

If I actually get out of the house and try and retain some dignity, probably about 25%.

If I actually get out of the house and don't mind humiliating myself, probably about 80%.

If I pay an exhorbitant amount for a plane ticket tonight, 100%.

If I sit here and chat with you tweekers all weekend, 0%.

So the short answer is 0%...but hey, you guys are so low maintenance- that's what I love about you.

Well, most of you are, anyway.

 

[Shylady]

Not to brag but my chances are very high since my husband will be home all weekend

 

[Pokerman]

Not to brag but my chances are very high since my husband will be home all weekend

My wife will be home all weekend too, which means I won't get laid...LOL noooooo just kidding...

if i don't piss her off, and we're not too tired from the 100F heat, or chasing after the kids, or any other of 100 reasons that get in the way, then yeah i might get some this weekend.

Or I could fly to TX, kidnap Shylady's husband in the middle of the night, slip into bed with her and see if she notices the difference before it's too late..

 

[TN_Vixen]

If I pay an exhorbitant amount for a plane ticket tonight, 100%.

Oh reallllly? I wonder who you'd be visiting? hmmm? Care to share?

And, I'd bet that if I wore a tank top tonight I'd get an offer or two but I wouldn't act on it.

 

[stargazer76]

Shy, you braggart.....

Not to brag but my chances are very high since my husband will be home all weekend

My husband will be home all weekend too, and I still only rank my chances at about 50/50. That is not commentary on our desirability to each other or lack thereof....merely a realistic assessment of our fatigue level and our scheduling concerns. So there....

 

[Shylady]

lol Pokerman you are too funny


hmmmmmmm just how much room would you take up in the bed?

 

[Pokerman]

lol Pokerman you are too funny

hmmmmmmm just how much room would you take up in the bed?

looking down....which part of me?

 

[miles]

Shylady

Not to brag but my chances are very high since

Be my guest - brag away.

 

[Shylady]

lol y'all are all too funny

Ok ok I am off to shower now, I suddenly feel the need to make all parts of my very smooth

 

[tmuyo]

i either get NO sex or quite abit depending on if my gf is in this country or not

i know the feeling, my fiancee has been in taiwan for the summer working in her dad's clinic, and i will continue waiting till the 10th of september.....

i feel wierd cuz we always go at it like rabbits when she's around....cold turkey is bad.......sniff...i want my hunni bunni yellow empress.....

 

[miles]

ShyNakedLady

Leave the bathroom door ajar about three feet to let the steam escape.

 

[Pokerman]

I am off to shower now, I suddenly feel the need to make all parts of my very smooth

I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor

 

[willywanker]

I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor
I wish I was a razor

He just wasted 6 wishes on being a razor, not sure he's sharp enough to be a razor.

Sorry, Pokerman, just joking.

I plan on having sex this weekend. Wife got mad at me for all the softball I've played this week so I'll make it up to her and then........ My Favorite---Make-up Sex!!!!!

 

[stargazer76]

Willy?

Does that mean somebody besides me is going to get one of your famous mustache rides.....?

 

[ShyGuy68]

nada - zip - big fat zero - no chance - when hell frezzes over.

I think that pretty much sums it up for me! But well it've been like that for the major part of my life, so I'm used to it!

 

[willywanker]

Re: Willy?

Does that mean somebody besides me is going to get one of your famous mustache rides.....?

Hmmmmm, Yeah, that and more, Star.

May have to resurrect the Orgasm thread. Wonder how far back that one is?????