What is the weirdest thing you've ever stuck your cock in?

[Hornywetcanuck]

Ok so reading through the pussy post all I could think of was what about the guys! So please let us know what you've stuck your cocks in to get off!

 

[paul466]

A girl named Gloria !! She was weird and wild

 

[Trimjob69]

A watermelon

 

[Frantic79]

A fair few weird and wonderful women but most notably a melon. Was my housemates but she was out and I was feeling horny. At least I threw it away afterwards!

 

[NickSatan]

Ok so reading through the pussy post all I could think of was what about the guys! So please let us know what you've stuck your cocks in to get off!

I have found that a vacuum cleaner is very effective! Any one else tried that?

 

[TomBoner]

I don't know that it's that weird, but I found lotion covered bubble wrap placed in between the box and top mattress on a bed makes a wonderful object to fuck and cum into.

 

[suckonsimon]

The skin of an exceedingly large banana, end cut off and contents pressed out. Shucks I still split it with the first shove.

 

[ILuvSmalBreasts]

I have found that a vacuum cleaner is very effective! Any one else tried that?

I recall doing that as a kid. Don't recall it having a great effect. I mean, the air whooshing around was something. But I think I was too small then for anything else.

 

[Mike_Oxready]

A girl named Gloria !! She was weird and wild

What a small world!
She was my 2nd wife!
I hear she's in Sausalito now & hasn't changed one bit.

 

[Hans101]

My sister.

 

[TomBoner]

My sister.

We need the details. Where, when, how did it happen, how far did it go ... ... ...

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Not the weirdest but this reminded me of the time my young wife and I were on a secluded textile beach. I was laying on my tummy with my hard cock in a hole I made in the sand while watching our first lesbian encounter nearby.

I was actually pounding sand!

I hope I didn't get that beach pregnant!

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

Thank you!

I'm glad you replied! Some of you are very inventive! Keep up the good work!

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

I don't know that it's that weird, but I found lotion covered bubble wrap placed in between the box and top mattress on a bed makes a wonderful object to fuck and cum into.

I want to know how you came up with that! A+ for inventiveness!

 

[TomBoner]

I want to know how you came up with that! A+ for inventiveness!

Not really that hard. Guy's are always looking for inventive ways to get themselves off ... and lubed up bubble wrap around an engorged throbbing penis seemed like a natural.

You want maybe for me to try lubed bubble wrap on your horny wetness, Ms Canuck?

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

Not really that hard. Guy's are always looking for inventive ways to get themselves off ... and lubed up bubble wrap around an engorged throbbing penis seemed like a natural.

You want maybe for me to try lubed bubble wrap on your horny wetness, Ms Canuck?

That could be fun but I'm sure more because of the participant than the bubble wrap!

 

[TomBoner]

That could be fun but I'm sure more because of the participant than the bubble wrap!

Well, with that having been said, I'm thinking the lubed up bubble wrap might last for the most of 4 or 5 minutes before a throbbing pulsating mushroom shaped head would be replacing it to stimulate your gorgeously wet swollen clit.

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

Well, with that having been said, I'm thinking the lubed up bubble wrap might last for the most of 4 or 5 minutes before a throbbing pulsating mushroom shaped head would be replacing it to stimulate your gorgeously wet swollen clit.

Does your way with words extend to the pulsating mushroom shaped head, I hope?

 

[Hans101]

We need the details. Where, when, how did it happen, how far did it go ... ... ...

Where? In her bed

When? Many years ago

How did it happen? Missionary position

How far did it go? I came inside her.

First of many times together.

 

[paul466]

What a small world!
She was my 2nd wife!
I hear she's in Sausalito now & hasn't changed one bit.

 

[Gwanji16]

Warm jar of applesauce

 

[soflabbwlvr]

A lesbian.

I guess she wasn't fully committed to the cause.

 

[TomBoner]

Does your way with words extend to the pulsating mushroom shaped head, I hope?

You'll just have to find out on your own.

 

[nawteeh1]

I use a vacuum while wearing pantyhose. I put the round furniture brush on the hose and put the brush on my erection. The smooth pantyhose allows the vacuum to suck me way in, sucking and vibrating me to an intense orgasm.

 

[twister947]

My left hand; it just felt so wrong.