What is the strangest thing you've ever been turned on by?

[PoliteSuccubus]

At a party not to long ago we played a game called Ten Fingers. You hold up all your fingers and make a statement about something you have NEVER done. Like, "I've never been arrested." IF someone HAS done that thing, they put down one finger. In this case if they HAD been arrested. Then the next person makes a statement.

When someone has all their fingers down they may ask one question and EVERYONE in the group must answer it truthfully, except the asker

So, the question during one of the rounds was: What is the strangest thing you've been turned on by?

Which means, what others wouldn't normally consider erotic...

One person said "Eating Kiwi fruit".

What about you folks here at Lit?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Well, you know about the dalmatian blanket...what else? A woman's ears? Sometimes when a woman does that thing where she pushes her hair behind her ears...instant woody!

 

[red_rose]

It would probably be getting put in a headlock by my boyfriend.

I'm a freak, I know.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Johnny, you following me?

When I walk into the kitchen and I see a man doing my dishes without being asked, I just want to blow him right then and there.

 

[Shaq]

Strange smells. Smells turn me on. There's a name for that but I forget it....

 

[bknight2602]

Damn is it that easy? lol

 

[Nora]

It would probably be getting put in a headlock by my boyfriend.

I'm a freak, I know.

To which I respond pictorially:

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Let's just say...

I'm more than grateful for small kindness and a sucker for those who treat me tenderly....

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Johnny, you following me?

When I walk into the kitchen and I see a man doing my dishes without being asked, I just want to blow him right then and there.

You know something? If I ever see a woman i'm dating actually doing chores, I might be similarly turned on!!!

 

[red_rose]

To which I respond pictorially:

That kinda turns me on.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

a man covered in dirt ... the smell of earth on him.

the mechanic who changes my car's oil .. the way his hands are covered in grime and oil.

the smell of a man's cologne and cigarette smoke, that combination.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

th Av above mine.

A man sucking on my toes.

The smell of fresh dirt, earth on a person...coming into conact with me.

 

[Nora]

That kinda turns me on.

GOOOOOOOOOOOF!
hahahahha!


Oh um...lemme answer the question, too. Uh...Barbeque.

 

[Guest]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh, I like a woman who's pretty sweaty...not like that gym sweat either, but like hard day's work sweaty.

 

[Nora]

Funny you should mention that.......

 

[Shaq]

Oh, I like a woman who's pretty sweaty...not like that gym sweat either, but like hard day's work sweaty.

Yeah...lots of guys have that one..I and I included...

 

[Pyper]

Now come on, guys, these just aren't weird enough.

I once got turned on by a commercial for asparagus.

 

[Nora]

Now come on, guys, these just aren't weird enough.

I once got turned on by a commercial for asparagus.

Asparagus pee always gets me wet.

They have ads for asparagus???

 

[Aphrodisiac]

th Av above mine.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

women in chipmunk masks? is that strange enough for you? how about a meatloaf sandwich? that turns me on!

 

[red_rose]

I get turned on when Nora talks about apsaragus pee.

 

[Pyper]

Asparagus pee always gets me wet.

They have ads for asparagus???

It was in Spain. It was a commercial for large white asparagus. Very nicely shaped. Sexy.

 

[Nora]

It was in Spain. It was a commercial for large white asparagus. Very nicely shaped. Sexy.

*ponders*

Ok, now that I can see.


And don't tell her, but I always talk about asparagus pee just to get Rosey all worked up.

 

[Pyper]

What exactly IS asparagus pee?