What Is the meaning of Life?

[Roland Gilliad]

Really! I mean, in your opnion, What is the meaning Of life?
Im very Curious on this subject, Mine is a One word awanser
"CHOCOLATE!!!"
So whats yours???

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Sex.

 

[Ambrosious]

Older whiskey,
faster horses,
younger women,
MORE MONEY!

 

[Ambrosious]

You were looking for a serious answer?

Yeah.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I am afraid if I told you that you would have to forfiet your life, j/k.

I believe it is different foreveryone. The key being Enjoy it while you got it, just don't abuse it and lose it.

 

[Juliangel]

Really! I mean, in your opnion, What is the meaning Of life?
Im very Curious on this subject, Mine is a One word awanser
"CHOCOLATE!!!"
So whats yours???

Family

 

[Roland Gilliad]

actually I am going to wait a few days and give an award to the person with the strangest awanser.

 

[Ambrosious]

Dang. I know Ravenloft will win. Or Nitelight or Dixon or Sparky or Cyan. Damn...just damn.

 

[Silverlily]

Tool belts and tight jeans on a terrific ass.

 

[riff]

Searching

Searching for the meaning of life is like riding an ox in search of an ox. (if we rode porsches in search of porsches, it just wouldn't b3 the same.)

The question is the answer. Sorry to be ridiculous, but that's just the way life is.

(The sophmore in me wants to quote Camus and say something about defining the terms of your existence, which may be all fine and well, but it's all crap.)

Somebody said something about sex... biology has a lot to do with with it... Gosh, how I love to distribute my DNA. My guess is that if I had my pick of a dozen women each day with whom to exchange body fluids, I would not care too much about the meaning of life. But I never have had this so how would I know. Sooner or later we want to run, to swim, to bang on the bongos so to speak....

I quote K Vonnegut Jr. from Cats Cradle:
"Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly. Man gotta ask himself, 'Why, why, why?'"

I'm an average idiot. Ur guess is as good as mine.

 

[ManOSafety]

I was trying to decide

Between a serious answer and an attempt to be funny, but now I see that the strangest answer will win, so I think the meaning of life is......Crepe Myrtle.


And, hey Kitten Eyes, btw, you should come see me next Monday night, I'll be wearing my jeans and tool belt darlin... (and yes, I'll have all of my OSHA approved PPE as well)

 

[Guest]

Welcome to the Gen board Young Roland... hee hee hee

Really! I mean, in your opnion, What is the meaning Of life?

Tight Wranglers on a sexy cowboy! Woohoo!!!

 

[Silverlily]

Oooo, safety gear turns me on! Foam or fitted earplugs? With or without lanyards, c'mon, talk dirty to me.

I change my mind, life is 29 CFR 1910.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: I was trying to decide

Between a serious answer and an attempt to be funny, but now I see that the strangest answer will win, so I think the meaning of life is......Crepe Myrtle.

Hey I live in COnyers and our claim to fame, beside the flakey nutcase that claims to see the Virgin Mary on the 13th of every month, is being the Crepe Myrtle Capital of the world. Don't ask me why that is just what the sign says. Oddly enough it is a Cherry Blossom Festival we have every fall and nothing for Crepe Myrtles.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

who the hell is Crepe Myrtle?

 

[Guest]

ask Brian!

 

[Roland Gilliad]

WHOS BRIAN!?

 

[Guest]

 

[ManOSafety]

A whole host of answers...

First, for Kitten: Oooh baby, means of egress, abatement, "general duty" clause, repetitive motion injuries....does that turn you on as much as me???


For Julia: It does seem kind of odd that they'd celebrate the Cherry Blossoms but not the Crepe Myrtle in the Crepe Myrtle Capital, maybe you're just supposed to worship the Crepe Myrle everyday???

For Roland: The Crepe Myrtle is a tree/bush (depends on how much you let it grow) throughout the Southeastern United States, blooms in the fall, often found lining streets and in yards . For more information, contact your local horticulturalist or extension agent, or more-knowing literotican.

 

[Silverlily]

Pssst - MOS, ergonomics baby! God, I'm hot! Engulfment, yes, yes, pinch points, ooooohhh!

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Do You guys actually use Power Tools To get Horny? Please, Tell me now so i can know weather to run or not..

 

[ManOSafety]

ROFLMFAO

Oh god Kitten, you have me so turned on baby, I think I might have to get out the clean up kit, have to protect against those bloodborne pathogens, y'know...

 

[TN_Vixen]

meaning of life? Why chocolate of course. I thought everyone knew that!

 

[ManOSafety]

Sorry Roland...

Our last posts crossed, nah, it's not the Power Tools, it's the safety regulations behind them that do it for us

 

[Silverlily]

It's a safety field joke Roland, Mr. Safety and I both used to be in the safety business. No power tools, just, ahem, protective gear and safe procedures.

LMAO, great minds think alike!