What is the dirtiest thing sexually you have ever done?

[cumchucker69]

I was talking with a friend and we were asking others what was the dirtiest thing we have done, and it lead my friends to some awesome conversations. So that is why I am asking on here.

 

[islandman]

I fucked her.

Then he fucked her.

Then I fucked her.

And then he fucker her.

And then I fucked him.

 

[silver gurl]

A long time ago, I did the grind on the sand. It was sexual and I got dirty.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

A long time ago, I did the grind on the sand. It was sexual and I got dirty.

Oooo sand in the holes...not comfy

 

[rae121452]

right-so, you pick the hellhole of evil trolls to ask people to expose their darkest secrets online. good luck with that.

 

[screwher]

Literally, licking my wife’s ass.

Figuratively, as a couple we decided we both like her having sex with other men.

 

[FL30]

Every individual has their own definition of what "dirty" is so there are virtually billions of different answers to this question.

What someone considers to be "dirty", someone else won't.

It all boils down to individual likes & dislikes, upbringing, background, viewpoints, etc.

To be asking this particular question on a known sex site is kind of like asking people that like ice cream to name their favorite flavor - billions of answers.

 

[PFWilly]

Literally, licking my wife’s ass.

Figuratively, as a couple we decided we both like her having sex with other men.

Literally, my wife tells me she doesn’t like this...but in the rare occasions that I get there...she has her most powerful orgasms...lol.

Go figure.

 

[Wrong Element]

There was that one time at Cobscook Bay State Park in Maine ...

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Ummmm.....

Define “dirtiest”.

 

[screwher]

Literally, my wife tells me she doesn’t like this...but in the rare occasions that I get there...she has her most powerful orgasms...lol.

Go figure.

5e first time my tongue touched my wife’s most intimate spot, she was taken by surprise. But soon started enjoying it. Now she says I don’t do it enough.

What we need is another man whose sole purpose in our life is to regularly lick her ass.

 

[Elite_Goblin]

I suppose it was going in the backyard (after shooting a few shots and having oral sex) in the buff (clothes left in the house) and "doing it" all over the place.

Shooting some good porn clips were fun too. (Damn I wish I had them still)

 

[Ramjet6767]

5e first time my tongue touched my wife’s most intimate spot, she was taken by surprise. But soon started enjoying it. Now she says I don’t do it enough.

What we need is another man whose sole purpose in our life is to regularly lick her ass.

Im the guy for that... licking her asshole is my favorite thing to do. Fuck!

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Ummmm.....

Define “dirtiest”.

Love your sexy little ass!!!!

 

[Butterflyprincess101]

Licking a guys arsehole. He was very dominant which I love but would only let me lick his hole if he was sat on my face, which was a shame as I know I could have done a better job if he would have gone on all fours for me..

 

[stickygirl]

You mean shitting in someone's lap as they pulled out?
Leaving a turd pixie hat on their knob end?

 

[PFWilly]

5e first time my tongue touched my wife’s most intimate spot, she was taken by surprise. But soon started enjoying it. Now she says I don’t do it enough.

What we need is another man whose sole purpose in our life is to regularly lick her ass.

First time I got there, I thought my wife would get a concussion from bouncing her head so hard against the headboard. I still like to give her a surprise now and then.

 

[islandman]

Reading through these responses and it is clear that people are taking the word "dirty" literally.

 

[y=mx+b]

Fucked her with a corn cob. Had her feed corn to chickens. Collected eggs. Sold sold eggs to friends and family.

 

[spacekowboy]

I once fell bare assed into a mud puddle. I had to take a shower afterwards.

 

[JD__Sexquire]

i came on a husbands cock and balls because the wife wanted to suck his cock and clean up my cum. i had mixed feelings doing it but i have to admit it was really hot watching

 

[stickygirl]

Reading through these responses and it is clear that people are taking the word "dirty" literally.

Said dirty, not naughty

 

[DeluxAuto]

Brodie : Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.

Gil Hicks : What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

~Mallrats

 

[silver gurl]

Said dirty, not naughty

Exactly!

 

[islandman]

Said dirty, not naughty

Fair point.

I did spill a milkshake on my partner and me in the backseat of a car. Got very dirty.

It was a waste of a good shake, too. Thick, rich, frothy.