What is the biggest thing you have had up your ass?
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Oh my god. This thread subject made me laugh so hard. And what the heck is wrong with me that I would even click it. Furthermore, why would I subscribe?
Kidding, but hilarious thread. There are 'tales' of a fisted ass around here that can make a man shiver in fear.
I love that it was specifically the 8 ball in your story. How does one get that out?
Kidding, but hilarious thread. There are 'tales' of a fisted ass around here that can make a man shiver in fear.
I love that it was specifically the 8 ball in your story. How does one get that out?
I laid on the table aimed at the corner pocket held my breath and pushed like hell. I forgot to call my pocket, but still felt like a winner!
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They don't call my asshole the Batcave for nothin'.
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Wow what an achievement
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Wow what an achievement
Hahaha. Perhaps we should have an awards show?
And the winner goes to Christopher, for shoving a bunch of bats up his ass!
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You do know that I was referring to Batman's Batcave, right? haha
Actually, I've had some pretty big turds up my ass before. It reminds me of that South Park episode when Stan's dad holds the world record for biggest shit.
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And the turds were weighed in Katie Courics. Priceless.
And yes, I know you meant the bat cave. I just thought the image of bats up your ass was worth noting.
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Ooooooooooooooooooohhhh THAT'S what they were talking about! I didn't realize that. I sat there the whole episode wondering what kind of metrics there were using. haha!
Now I have to rewatch the episode.
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My ass isn't loose--I'm big-boned!
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I am always excited at the prospect of Eilan's posts. Brilliance.
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I have a secret crush on Eilan.
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Not any more you don't.
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Are we all gonna grease up and fight over her? I know we all try to profess our love, but she makes it so damned hard.
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Like, largest thing someone has rammed up their arse? Most unusual? Most painful?
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I'm just curious... If I've had a physician's two fingers up my ass, playing with my prostate, does that mean I've had sex with a physician?
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I could be wrong (highly unlikely, just ask my husband) but I think it means you had a prostate exam.
So do you give your husband prostate exams?
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I'm not medically qualified to conduct physical examinations.
In your case I'd waive the state certificate requirements
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I'm not medically qualified to conduct physical examinations.
I'm certified to give immunizations. I shoot right into the arm unless the patient is a hot girl. In that case, I feel it's more appropriate to give the shot in the butt.
Actually, I gave my first flu shot to somebody the other day. I kinda winged it. haha! That's sad. But in my defense, I didn't even know this season had started yet. My first thought was "What? We have flu shots???!!"
