What is Skating?

[LilyPru]

My favorite Lily! Almost north enough but not quite. I think that there would have been a generic and overplayed moose reference as well.

Lily!

There is a very obvious beaver joke to be made here... but I don't think I'm woman enough to handle that level of pun.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Lily!

There is a very obvious beaver joke to be made here... but I don't think I'm woman enough to handle that level of pun.

Gnaw. You're knot.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Saw this one the other day:

"MtF, 35, seeks WE SCWM for D/s snowboarding, making "angels," sipping hot cocoa by fire and sledding."



No fucking clue what this is about.

MtF = Male to Female Transsexual. SCWM could be Single Curious White Male. But I don't know what WE means. Weekends maybe?

 

[Man_in_Chester]

Skating over the clouds of life

I certainly am. A girl has to find some way to amuse herself.


My favorite Lily! Almost north enough but not quite. I think that there would have been a generic and overplayed moose reference as well.

You like fun => have some.

When I am physically with someone we would hold hands and lift that phone. Then we would squeeze each others hands and one of us would have to do the talking.

Tell us what skate means.

 

[grdybiwife]

I've heard it used as a drug reference. Via Urban Dictionary - skating, roller skating. Not exactly sure if that's what they mean though. Where's Mr. Jones when you need him?

If it is a drug ref, which I think it is then it probably has something to do with taking E...its called rolling so maybe that's it

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

From a Craigslist ad:

Wife likes icecream and cake - mw4m - 33

Must like to skate. Must be under 30. Send your phone number and a pic (face) and she will call you if she likes you. NO BI Guys.

MW4M = Married Woman for Male or Married White for Male.

Sounds like a couple looking for a guy for a threesome. Either that, or a cuckold husband looking for a bull for his wife. But "Must like to skate" doesn't make much sense though. Unless they are skateboarders, but 33 sounds kind of old for that.

Craigslist is full of weirdos and scams. It's like the crime ridden ghetto of the internet.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

If it is a drug ref, which I think it is then it probably has something to do with taking E...its called rolling so maybe that's it

Yeah, here it is from Urban Dictionary.

Rollerskating: A term used when referring to the drug ecstasy. Sometimes called rolling when high on this drug, roller skating is a term referring to someone who is on the drug.

They probably think the cops are too stupid to figure it out.

 

[Pandora73]

But I don't know what WE means. Weekends maybe?

Well endowed. You know, the thing you're not.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Well endowed. You know, the thing you're not.

Well-Endowed would make more sense wouldn’t it, but then you would know more about abbreviations in seeking sex ads than I, since I don’t have to advertize for sex.

 

[RedguyTx]

MW4M = Married Woman for Male or Married White for Male.

Sounds like a couple looking for a guy for a threesome. Either that, or a cuckold husband looking for a bull for his wife. But "Must like to skate" doesn't make much sense though. Unless they are skateboarders, but 33 sounds kind of old for that.

Craigslist is full of weirdos and scams. It's like the crime ridden ghetto of the internet.

MW4M is Man & Woman for Man.
Thanks for solving the 'Skating' quandary.
I did email a couple of these ads asking the question but no one replied.

LIT ROCKS!

 

[switchbitch]

I've been seeing the term pop up recently in personal ads.
Any idea what swingers mean by skating?

The term is skate not skating, it refers to broad range of sexual activities, I can't remember the exact wording but they are actually initials S.K.A.T.E. perhaps somebody else can remember what they all are I know that S is for sex,the K is for kink, the A is for anal, but I can't remember what the T or E are for. But in a nutshell it is a player who is up for just about everything.

 

[xxxmmmxxx1]

The term is skate not skating, it refers to broad range of sexual activities, I can't remember the exact wording but they are actually initials S.K.A.T.E. perhaps somebody else can remember what they all are I know that S is for sex,the K is for kink, the A is for anal, but I can't remember what the T or E are for. But in a nutshell it is a player who is up for just about everything.

well i learn something new every day

 

[Chaingun]

Maybe the T is for tits and the E is for ears.

But I would imagine that going deaf from impacted semen in your ear canal is a real danger for female skaters.

 

[RedguyTx]

The term is skate not skating, it refers to broad range of sexual activities, I can't remember the exact wording but they are actually initials S.K.A.T.E. perhaps somebody else can remember what they all are I know that S is for sex,the K is for kink, the A is for anal, but I can't remember what the T or E are for. But in a nutshell it is a player who is up for just about everything.

Just shows to go ya' that there's something for everyone.

Anyone know the T & E?

Trolls & Elves?

 

[Ezeerider]

How tough are you?

Originally Posted by rekane

Because, really, who would want to fuck a fish nailed to a board at a 9 year old's birthday party?

I guarandamntee you that someone does. I'm more of a lobster guy, but to each his own.


I'm so tough I once paid a lobster for a handjob.
He said, "Are you sure?"
I replied, "It's been so long, I'll take anything in a pinch."
[Badda boom...ting.]

 

[RedguyTx]

Just shows to go ya' that there's something for everyone.

Anyone know the T & E?

Trolls & Elves?

Ok, so I'm not sure SwitchBitch is talking about the same definition as these folks:

hi we are looking for a hot couple whose wife wants to eat some sweet pussy and husband is hung like a mule and wants to dp my wife text me and i will send yall pics
we want white only sorry just the way we feel if you have ice cream all the better sk8 and play


ice cream?
sk8?

I'm just trying to figure this out.

 

[YouDominateMe]

The skate listing in urban dictiinary has even more, and more likely possibilities, from a synonym for fucking, to skyping.

www.urbandictionary.com ?
Just what I needed. Thanks