What is Skating?
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Scotsman69
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My son is a skateboarder. That's all I know. Maybe not much help... sorry.
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tenderlily
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I've heard it used as a drug reference. Via Urban Dictionary - skating, roller skating. Not exactly sure if that's what they mean though. Where's Mr. Jones when you need him? 
bambikiller
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Never heard of it what contex was it used in?
Then maybe I can ask some of my younger employees what it may mean.
Then maybe I can ask some of my younger employees what it may mean.
DeepGreenEyes
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And it certainly does. Don't you love Urban Dictionary?
DeepGreenEyes
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It's terrific. Sometimes I read it for fun, so I can say dirty things in meetings and not be recognized as a dirty-thing-sayer.
RedguyTx
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From a Craigslist ad:
Wife likes icecream and cake - mw4m - 33
Must like to skate. Must be under 30. Send your phone number and a pic (face) and she will call you if she likes you. NO BI Guys.
DeepGreenEyes
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Sounds like she just wants a good 9th birthday party, with a quality goodie bag.
Cameo_Fleur
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I used to roller skate. Fell down and broke my nose.
That and skateboarding is all I know about it.
That and skateboarding is all I know about it.
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Goddamn you're funny, DGE.
What I like is that the ad itself only raises further questions in my mind. Maybe that's just me, though, I'm not a Craigslist person or a swinger.
sereneone4u
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I say it is about roller skating.
Because, really, who would want to fuck a fish nailed to a board at a 9 year old's birthday party?
Wait a minute...is there a fetish listed for that on fetlife?
Has anyone started a "skate" thread on the Fetish & Sexuality Central forum?
Dang, that's rough...
Since you have already had a nasty break, want to give roller derby a try? You have already suffered the worst.
Because, really, who would want to fuck a fish nailed to a board at a 9 year old's birthday party?
Wait a minute...is there a fetish listed for that on fetlife?
Has anyone started a "skate" thread on the Fetish & Sexuality Central forum?
Dang, that's rough...
Since you have already had a nasty break, want to give roller derby a try? You have already suffered the worst.
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My girlfriends being doing Derby since Christmas and shes already broken her arm and bruised her bum!
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DeepGreenEyes
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I guarandamntee you that someone does. I'm more of a lobster guy, but to each his own.
It is born of a deep inner wound. We never got to buy the name-brand cereal. It was never the Honey Nut Cheerios, damnit - always the Crunchy Nut Rings in the giant bag. Always.
Maybe you can pick up some stuff for your new place. You are having a big year...
He makes me literally LOL
And it IS all about the goodie bag, for sure
I often thought that if a presidential candidate promised a topnotch goodie bag, like with glow in the dark stuff, and good stickers, the election would be pretty much over at that point.
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RedguyTx
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Saw 2 more ads on Craigslist talking about Skate and Ice Skating.
Still NO idea what they are talking about.
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tenderlily
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According to Urban Dictionary, anything from using meth to playing with popsicles... This might sound zany but have you thought of asking? I'm assuming that these ads are of interest to you of course.
DeepGreenEyes
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Saw this one the other day:
"MtF, 35, seeks WE SCWM for D/s snowboarding, making "angels," sipping hot cocoa by fire and sledding."
No fucking clue what this is about.
"MtF, 35, seeks WE SCWM for D/s snowboarding, making "angels," sipping hot cocoa by fire and sledding."
No fucking clue what this is about.
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tenderlily
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Would you mind forwarding me that link? It sounds like exactly what I'm looking for except I prefer tobogganing. Not the actual act mind you, just the word. I'm also on the lookout for someone with excellent "snow fort building" skills.
DeepGreenEyes
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Whoooooooooahh!! You are into some freaky shit.
She's not freaky. She's just clearly Canadian.
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Whoooooooooahh!! You are into some freaky shit.
I certainly am. A girl has to find some way to amuse herself.
My favorite Lily!
Almost north enough but not quite. I think that there would have been a generic and overplayed moose reference as well.
