What is it????

[StneCldFactor]

Before I ask the question, I just want to say that I already know that some people who read this may find it somewhat "funny", "stupid" or whatever but hey, I want to know because I hear it a lot and really do not care for those who laugh and think I'm dumb for not knowing....

The question is.....What in the world is a "69"??? Whatever it is, how it is done exactly? I hear people talking about doing 69s and crap but I have no idea what it is....Care to explain?????

 

[Easy Boy]

Hey, don't worry about the stupid factor, Stone Cold. As my sixth grade teacher used to say, the only stupid question is the one you don't ask.

69 is a couple going down on each other simultaneously. Viewed from the right distance, the bodies might suggest the digits 6 and 9, overlapping (now there's a pun!), with a single loop, and the legs being the tails of the numbers.

Whew! Having said all that, I'll go on to say that I think 69 is overrated. I'd rather separate giving and receiving--I can enjoy both of them better that way.

 

[thebabe]

Thank heavens......a male who doesn't think 69ing is the best way to enjoy oral sex!! May be hope yet?? There is way too much going on at the same time for me to enjoy what is happening to me....and that is usually because a frantic male gets a frantic tongue just when I want slow and lapping what I end up with is getting licked off the earth....and NOT into orbit!! Someone should really explain things to males...before they need it, too late to stop the frantics now... TRIED !! And for some reason I really enjoy being able to watch his face and let him get frantic all by himself while I work him over without letting him get his hands, tongue or other interesting parts on me...

 

[Easy Boy]

Aw, shucks, thebabe. I guess you just haven't found the right guy yet. Keep looking, and telling them what you just wrote. And if the guy's too dense to listen while erect, try withholding services. You have lots of bargaining power, I'm sure. Good luck.

And here's another reason to take turns: safety. I really like driving a woman crazy when I lick her, and there's no way I want a crazy woman's teeth anywhere near my tenders. And on the flip side, when I come, I don't want to have to do anything but enjoy. I'm willing to keep enough control to avoid injuring her with a flailing limb, but that's about it.

 

[DriveSouth]

You've got to be kidding..............

?

 

[Easy Boy]

No, I'm not kidding

The wonderful thing about anonymity is that I feel free to tell you just what I think.

 

[Temptress_1960]

I agree with Easy Boy & thebabe

Hard to concentrate on either giving or receiving when both happen at once.
And I hate to be distracted when I'm sucking cock. I really get into it, and I want to put all my attention on it.
Although I can cum so easily when being licked, I like to focus on that when it is happening too.
Plus, it's hard to suck deeper when doing 69, the positioning is just not right (we have a slight disparity in size, my hubby is a lot taller than me LOL) and I like to suck deep.

 

[Tiresias]

69 is about the most overrated position in existence. Most men are taller than most women, and as such you just can't get things lined up right. Oral sex is best enjoyed either giving or receiving--not both at the same time

 

[thebabe]

talking ollllllllllld old dog here

Been in this marriage way too long now to toss it for a guy with slow hands.... not that it wouldn't be nice... but there are lots of good things...even if the slow hands don't show up during sex...LOL (and some men to NOT take well to training...at all!!!!!)