what is it with the skinny guys!?!?!?

Eagle70

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Seriously!!!

My best friend is about 5'8, 150 pounds soaking wet holding a cinder block. I'm 6'3, 280 pounds. He isnt the least bit athletic. I lift weights, and still play football. We're total and complete opposits, in looks at least. And yet, all the girls flock to him, they LOVE him, while i'm "too big". Yup, "too big". is it cause i'm intimidating? What the FUCK!? I thought being jacked and big was a good thing?! When did this cultural shift happen? Ugh, it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
 
Eagle70 said:
When did this cultural shift happen? Ugh, it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Who knows. All of a sudden 'big' girls are in. Shit happens, man.
 
I like skinny guys, but I've had my share of meaty boyfriends.

I end up actually liking meaty guys better than the small ones. Maybe it's something about wanting protecting that a skinny boy can't provide.

Melly
 
It's cuz while you're busy working out and lifting weights and playing football, your friend is busy paying attention to the women.
 
Eagle70 said:
Seriously!!!

My best friend is about 5'8, 150 pounds soaking wet holding a cinder block. I'm 6'3, 280 pounds. He isnt the least bit athletic. I lift weights, and still play football. We're total and complete opposits, in looks at least. And yet, all the girls flock to him, they LOVE him, while i'm "too big". Yup, "too big". is it cause i'm intimidating? What the FUCK!? I thought being jacked and big was a good thing?! When did this cultural shift happen? Ugh, it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Skinny guys know how to work it. Just that simple.
 
I love skinny guys. I'm skinny myself. We can have skinny children. :)
 
well i have found that they are more sensitive and caring....no offense to anyone. but then sometimes you will find a skinny biotch who is just plain rude.

and i DO like "bigger" guys....I think they are great for cuddling...:devil:
 
Silverluna said:
well i have found that they are more sensitive and caring....no offense to anyone. but then sometimes you will find a skinny biotch who is just plain rude.

and i DO like "bigger" guys....I think they are great for cuddling...:devil:

Yeah skinny guys are more sensitive (and know what the hell they are doing too, well some of us ;) ).
 
fuckin skinny guys.

fuckin Boston.

Fuckin Patriots.

fuckin aye, i'm gonna go work on my bisceps
 
Eagle70 said:
fuckin skinny guys.

fuckin Boston.

Fuckin Patriots.

fuckin aye, i'm gonna go work on my bisceps


<neglects to make a joke about big guys not being able to spell biceps>

:p
 
Umm, have your tried toothpaste and deorderant? Nothing personal, of course, I'm just kicking around ideas.


I can't afford to be that picky, my only prerequisite is that he's alive and legal. :rolleyes:
 
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Eagle70 said:
Seriously!!!

My best friend is about 5'8, 150 pounds soaking wet holding a cinder block. I'm 6'3, 280 pounds. He isnt the least bit athletic. I lift weights, and still play football. We're total and complete opposits, in looks at least. And yet, all the girls flock to him, they LOVE him, while i'm "too big". Yup, "too big". is it cause i'm intimidating? What the FUCK!? I thought being jacked and big was a good thing?! When did this cultural shift happen? Ugh, it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
I'm one of those 'skinny' guys. I think 'wiry' would be a better description. I can't gain weight - even when I try.

As to being jacked - pound for pound, a fit skinny guy is stronger than any jacked guy out there - plus we have the endurance to go with that strength. May not have the total bulk, but we've got what it takes to go the distance.

And most of us haven't had our physique to carry us in the social realm, thus we've developed intellect, wit, personality and social skills.

So in response to your implicit slam on 'skinny' guys - usually there is a lot more to those guys than immediately meets the eye.
 
MsTerious said:
Umm, have your tried toothpaste and deorderant? Nothing personal, of course, I'm just kicking around ideas.

I can't afford to be that picky, my only prerequisite is that he's alive and legal.
:eek: :rolleyes: :confused:

So, let me get this straight, all it takes is being alive and legal??

Thank the Gods........I made a list!

Okay so it's not "a list" but I did qualify if it were a list.

Take em where ya get em.
 
I think that a lot of times, people like others who kind of represent a little of what they would like to be. Many women don't want to become especially big and muscular, and so are often not as appreciative of all the hard work that goes into creating all of that muscle. Instead, I think that they often prefer a slim guy because that what they hope for, for themselves.

Still, I think that most women would date a hyena if it treated them right. Women just don't seem to care about appearances with the same intensity that men do.

I think it was Gertrude Stein who said that men tend to confuse what men like in other men with what women like in men. I think that bodybuilding kind of feeds into that. Weightlifters as a subgroup are much more appreciative of the subtleties of weightlifting--but these consist largely of men, whose bodies are generally better suited for the sport.
 
Backyard sweaty said:


So, let me get this straight, all it takes is being alive and legal??

Thank the Gods........I made a list!

Okay so it's not "a list" but I did qualify if it were a list.

Take em where ya get em.

To quote Perry Saturn.............You're Welcome! :p
 
Eagle honey, if I was there, I'd fuck you senseless. No matter what the other guys looked like, I'd want you (you're a hottie, AND you're smart, AND you're fun, AND you're sexy as all get-out!)
 
vixenshe said:
Eagle honey, if I was there, I'd fuck you senseless. No matter what the other guys looked like, I'd want you (you're a hottie, AND you're smart, AND you're fun, AND you're sexy as all get-out!)

And here I thought you were attracted to him cuz he hates the Yankees.

(Vix.........that's a good thing). :D
 
vixenshe said:
Eagle honey, if I was there, I'd fuck you senseless. No matter what the other guys looked like, I'd want you (you're a hottie, AND you're smart, AND you're fun, AND you're sexy as all get-out!)


I don't know, has he tried the toothpaste and deoderant?
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