What is Hot Monkey Sex to You?

[poppy1963]

I know what it is to me...but describe what it is to you. I have never seen another place that referred to "hot monkey sex". LOL. I actually thought I coined the phrase. Silly Poppy!!!

 

[DVS]

I know what it is to me...but describe what it is to you. I have never seen another place that referred to "hot monkey sex". LOL. I actually thought I coined the phrase. Silly Poppy!!!

Well, not that I"m into animals or anything, but I'd say it's sex with a hot monkey.

Actually, I've heard it called "hot monkey love" which takes it to yet another level. Not only is that sex with a hot monkey, but you gotta love the damn creature, too.

I once knew a couple who actually owned a monkey. He was pretty fiesty, to say the least. He'd always be climbing the drapes and running around with a hard on. He'd sometimes climb up to the top of the window drapes and masturbate. I've also heard of them throwing their own shit, but to my best memory, Junior (that was the monkey's name) didn't do that.

But, after seeing him masturbate, I think I'd rather he threw shit at me. It was kind of creepy. He'd look right at you and pound his little monkey dick really fast. I was afraid he thought I was sexy and was somehow turning him on. Now, when I hear that phrase..."hot monkey love" I think of Junior sitting up on top of the drapes looking right at me, while pounding his pecker.

 

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Damn monkey has a dedicated home theatre wonder how much that would cost.

 

[Shankara20]

But, after seeing him masturbate, I think I'd rather he threw shit at me. It was kind of creepy. He'd look right at you and pound his little monkey dick really fast. I was afraid he thought I was sexy and was somehow turning him on. Now, when I hear that phrase..."hot monkey love" I think of Junior sitting up on top of the drapes looking right at me, while pounding his pecker.

Well! *huff*

Oh, hold on - your not talking about me - are you?


sorry, never mind...

 

[tanyachrs]

Ah, hot monkey sex. My favorite. To me it means loud, sweaty, wild, and acrobatic.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Wild primal urgent need induced sex.

And if her ass pokes out and turns red because she's in heat, so much the better.

And she better pick nits out of my hair when she's done too!

 

[poppy1963]

Wild primal urgent need induced sex.

And if her ass pokes out and turns red because she's in heat, so much the better.

And she better pick nits out of my hair when she's done too!

LOL...so that's where that phrase came from!!! Nit picking...

 

[midwestyankee]

LOL...so that's where that phrase came from!!! Nit picking...

Indeed....nits are the very tiny eggs of head lice. Prior to the widespread availability of medicated shampoo treatments, combing through your children's hair and removing the nits before they could hatch was the only remedy.

Now, back to this wild monkey sex thing....if only I could find the right "monkey" (and I don't mean the one that DVS got to know so, ummm, intimately).

 

[Netzach]

Total vanilla that doesn't totally suck.

Elusive, rare, fun.

 

[DVS]

Well! *huff*

Oh, hold on - your not talking about me - are you?


sorry, never mind...

Calm down, Shank. #1, you're not that hairy, are you? And #2, his weenie was really, really small.

Well, come to think of it, he did seem to look...oh, but no, it couldn't have been you. He had no tatoos, just hair.

You don't climb drapes, do you?

 

[RJMasters]

Hot monkey sex is when you start out both incredibly hot and horny that you literately race to get each other's clothes off and throw her on the bed and you are on top of her. Next thing you know you roll over and she is on top of you and its an all out wrestling match in progress. You roll her over and you both end up half on the bed and half on the floor without breaking a beat and continue to fuck till you successfully push her entirely off the bed with pelvic thrust onto the floor and proceed to keep pushing her across the floor till you hit the wall, door or other solid object where you then grab her by her thighs and lift her as you fuck against it pinning her to the wall...and she hangs on and scratches you like crazy til you both finish in a explosive orgasm...

You then slowly slide down the wall and there you sit out of breath bruised, scratched, sweaty, experiencing an endorphin rush and feeling you just hit the lotto.

 

[RJMasters]

Hot monkey sex is when you start out both incredibly hot and horny that you literately race to get each other's clothes off and throw her on the bed and you are on top of her. Next thing you know you roll over and she is on top of you and its an all out wrestling match in progress. You roll her over and you both end up half on the bed and half on the floor without breaking a beat and continue to fuck till you successfully push her entirely off the bed with pelvic thrust onto the floor and proceed to keep pushing her across the floor till you hit the wall, door or other solid object where you then grab her by her thighs and lift her as you fuck against it pinning her to the wall...and she hangs on and scratches you like crazy til you both finish in a explosive orgasm...

You then slowly slide down the wall and there you sit out of breath bruised, scratched, sweaty, experiencing an endorphin rush and feeling you just hit the lotto.

Oh and I forgot to add...crazy wild animalistic noises are randomly heard.

 

[poppy1963]

Indeed....nits are the very tiny eggs of head lice. Prior to the widespread availability of medicated shampoo treatments, combing through your children's hair and removing the nits before they could hatch was the only remedy.

Now, back to this wild monkey sex thing....if only I could find the right "monkey" (and I don't mean the one that DVS got to know so, ummm, intimately).

Hey...I think I saw Kathryn floating around in the av pool somewhere recently! Or...maybe that was Audrey...and maybe that was the new Gap commercial.

 

[poppy1963]

Hot monkey sex is when you start out both incredibly hot and horny that you literately race to get each other's clothes off and throw her on the bed and you are on top of her. Next thing you know you roll over and she is on top of you and its an all out wrestling match in progress. You roll her over and you both end up half on the bed and half on the floor without breaking a beat and continue to fuck till you successfully push her entirely off the bed with pelvic thrust onto the floor and proceed to keep pushing her across the floor till you hit the wall, door or other solid object where you then grab her by her thighs and lift her as you fuck against it pinning her to the wall...and she hangs on and scratches you like crazy til you both finish in a explosive orgasm...

You then slowly slide down the wall and there you sit out of breath bruised, scratched, sweaty, experiencing an endorphin rush and feeling you just hit the lotto.

Oh and I forgot to add...crazy wild animalistic noises are randomly heard.

Yup...you describe it well!

 

[poppy1963]

Ah, hot monkey sex. My favorite. To me it means loud, sweaty, wild, and acrobatic.

The short version of RJ's! Yup!

 

[BeachGurl2]

Hot monkey sex is when you start out both incredibly hot and horny that you literately race to get each other's clothes off and throw her on the bed and you are on top of her. Next thing you know you roll over and she is on top of you and its an all out wrestling match in progress. You roll her over and you both end up half on the bed and half on the floor without breaking a beat and continue to fuck till you successfully push her entirely off the bed with pelvic thrust onto the floor and proceed to keep pushing her across the floor till you hit the wall, door or other solid object where you then grab her by her thighs and lift her as you fuck against it pinning her to the wall...and she hangs on and scratches you like crazy til you both finish in a explosive orgasm...

You then slowly slide down the wall and there you sit out of breath bruised, scratched, sweaty, experiencing an endorphin rush and feeling you just hit the lotto.

I'll have one of those . . .

 

[poppy1963]

Me, too...lol.

No illusions...delusions. Is what it is...and WOW...what it IS sometimes. Eyes blazin!

LOL...off to the outlands to find it! You should go too, beachgurl! lol.

 

[BeachGurl2]

Me, too...lol.

No illusions...delusions. Is what it is...and WOW...what it IS sometimes. Eyes blazin!

LOL...off to the outlands to find it! You should go too, beachgurl! lol.

I'm beginning to think Phoenix has no men who know what hot monkey sex is. Too bad really, since it can be so incredibly fantastic. So, I'll just have to read about it here, I guess. *sigh*

 

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sighs.......... was hoping someone else would have mentioned this before now


its WILD Monkey Sex

Honestly cannot take you people any where can we ....

 

[poppy1963]

Yup....didn't find a monkey tonight! LOL. But we can dream can't we? lol.

Let's have a pajama party and talk all about it!!!

 

[BeachGurl2]

sighs.......... was hoping someone else would have mentioned this before now


its WILD Monkey Sex

Honestly cannot take you people any where can we ....

Wild . . . Hot . . . just semantics in my book. It's still the same thing in my mind.

Yup....didn't find a monkey tonight! LOL. But we can dream can't we? lol.

Let's have a pajama party and talk all about it!!!

Hmmm, a pajama party. For all of us girls who haven't been getting any, I think a pajama party to discuss it would be tons of fun. I'll bring the wine!

 

[midwestyankee]

Wild . . . Hot . . . just semantics in my book. It's still the same thing in my mind.



Hmmm, a pajama party. For all of us girls who haven't been getting any, I think a pajama party to discuss it would be tons of fun. I'll bring the wine!

Might a fella snag an invitation so as to bring along some "any?"

 

[poppy1963]

Might a fella snag an invitation so as to bring along some "any?"

Now there's an idea! We're still in the planning stages. Will this be a coed pj party?

Anyone else wanna join a pj party (pj's optional of course) and talk about wild hot monkey sex later?

 

[CutieMouse]

Thank you for the laugh, RJ.

 

[shy slave]

Hot monkey sex: roasted monkey which is then fucked

Wild monkey sex: As above but monkey is from the wild and only been fed organic food stuffs