What is God's last name?

[Ms_Ann]

Someone just asked me that. I didn't have an answer ready.

 

[renard_ruse]

I believe the full name on His birth certificate is God Almighty Yahweh El-Shaddai Jesus H. Christ.

 

[Adre]

From what I hear it's Damn.

 

[Sean]

Cantona.

 

[RoryN]

Smack.

 

[OldJourno]

Shammgod

God Shammgod (born April 29, 1976 and also formerly known as Shammgod Wells) is an American former professional basketball player. He played in the NBA with the Washington Wizards during 1997–98 after being drafted by them in the 2nd round (17th pick) of the 1997 NBA draft. He played in the Chinese Basketball Association for several teams, including the Zhejiang Cyclones.[1] and Shanxi Yujun. He also played professionally in Poland and Saudi Arabia.[2]

 

[Ms_Ann]

Maybe he's like Cher...or Bono.

 

[phrodeau]

Hasselhoff.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Hasselhoff.

I knew you guys were on a last name basis...

 

[oggbashan]

It could be:

Ben Joseph = Son of Joseph because Joseph acted as his father.

Or

Son of Man

Or

Son of God

Or

All three of the above. Get the differences wrong and you could be a heretic.

http://www.historicism.org/Documents/Jrnl/Heb_Ben.pdf

 

[hashtag4]

Since someone said the other day that everything in the forum gets turned into politics… glad to oblige:

According to the GB liberals and/or our 'gnostic' atheists, it's Big Brother. As in the government, or Hillary and Obama.

 

[Carnevil9]

Clapton.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Clapton.

Would God let his own son die........oh.

 

[CardiacArrest]

http://images.contentful.com/7h71s48744nc/77GH6Nh9EQEYwUWAcIMA8G/e3291b6777ce74f78fbab9acb849f69f/larrythecableguyhealthinspector.gif

Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector

 

[Liar]

God is his last name.

Ohmy F. God.

 

[about_average]

How long do you have to figure it out?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/9_billion_names_of_God.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Damnit



You're welcome.

 

[thør]

Hallowed

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So his middle name is 'Who Art In Heaven?'

 

[thør]

So his middle name is 'In Heaven?'

NO, that's the address.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Hallowed

As in Be Thy...

 

[Hypoxia]

'God' is a job title, not a name.

Many gods exist, at least within human imagination.

The unearthly alien creature Judeo-Xian-Muslims worship is amusing.

Many god-like entities may exist that are as far above humans as we are above ants.

But tell me, human: have you created any ants lately?

A mighty hot dog is our lord.

 

[Ms_Ann]

What does a dog see when it looks in the mirror?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What does a dog see when it looks in the mirror?

A girl who needs to find uglier friends...


:nods:

 

[Balladeer08]

From what I hear it's Damn.

Close. According to my father, it was Damnit.