What Is A Wanker?

[Marxist]

Stop PMing me and asking what is a Wanker. Just stop it. OK, no one has PM'd me, but I'll answer the question anyway.

wank·er Pronunciation Key (wngkr)
n. Chiefly British Vulgar Slang
1. A person who masturbates.
2. A detestable person.
3. A Brit who refuses to understand that he lives on a small island of people with bad teeth, bad food, and bad sport, ruled by a family of Germans. Oh, and he likes to count things as well ("spotting").

Not all Brits are Wankers. Peepers is not a wanker. He knows his place. That's why he knows more about America than George W.

Do you think you might be a Wanker? Are you a resident of the Isles? Do you have an affinity for calling soccer, "football?" Have you impregnated a Spice Girl? Do you do that annoying Cockney rhyme thing? Do small children tease you by calling you Andy the Anorak? Do you call rain boots "rubbers?" Have you eaten jellied fish (eel) today?


http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/anorak.jpg
The Anorak, Typical WankerWear

 

[bluespoke]

Stop PMing me and asking what is a Wanker. Just stop it. OK, no one has PM'd me, but I'll answer the question anyway.




Not all Brits are Wankers. Peepers is not a wanker. He knows his place. That's why he knows more about America than George W.

Do you think you might be a Wanker? Are you a resident of the Isles? Do you have an affinity for calling soccer, "football?" Have you impregnated a Spice Girl? Do you do that annoying Cockney rhyme thing? Do small children tease you by calling you Andy the Anorak? Do you call rain boots "rubbers?" Have you eaten jellied fish (eel) today?


http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/anorak.jpg
The Anorak, Typical WankerWear

1 Resident as charged.
2 Soccer's correct name is Asssociation Football.
3 Can't stand the Spice Girls
4 Can't understand cockney's
5 Nope. Don't even posses an anorak.
6 Nope. Only one thing I call rubbers and you don't wear them on your feet.
7 Jellied eels? Yuck, the most hideous thing known apart from (3), above.

 

[Marxist]

Somehow I keep imagining Bluespoke yelling at people on the street a la Mike Myers' angry Scot, "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAPPP!!"

http://www.moviecritic.ca/reviews/1993/so_i_married_an_axe_murderer/myers_father_01.jpg

 

[bluespoke]

Somehow I keep imagining Bluespoke yelling at people on the street a la Mike Myers' angry Scot, "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAPPP!!"

http://www.moviecritic.ca/reviews/1993/so_i_married_an_axe_murderer/myers_father_01.jpg

Living in England, that could be very foolish.

 

[Marxist]

Living in England, that could be very foolish.

Like that's gonna stop you...

 

[bluespoke]

Like that's gonna stop you...

Not a chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Marxist]

So you're saying that you don't count anything? Butterflies, bottlecaps, boogers?

NPR lied.

 

[bluespoke]

So you're saying that you don't count anything? Butterflies, bottlecaps, boogers?

NPR lied.

Nor railway trains, nor aeroplanes. Nothing.

Having said that, there are a lot of sad bastards who do!

 

[Shaq]

I'm a wanker as in masturbater...

 

[solid_]

hmm nuff said.

 

[someplace]

Oh Marxist, Darlin'

I DO like your style. Please don't ever change.

 

[Siren]

Marxist is correct

 

[Dillinger]

So how many funny hats do you own, Siren?

 

[Siren]

Well Dilly pie

 

[Sillyman]

I'd say Americans do in fact have plenty of wankers. Look at the White house for the past several decades.

 

[Marxist]

I'd say Americans do in fact have plenty of wankers. Look at the White house for the past several decades.

Bubba was a bubba, definitely not a wanker.

 

[Sillyman]

Bubba was a bubba, definitely not a wanker.

No diagreement with me on either of the Bushs though, although Regean was more of a zombie.

 

[Marxist]

No diagreement with me on either of the Bushs though, although Regean was more of a zombie.

The Bush's are not Wankers either. They are more correctly labelled "Yallies," a distant crustier American cousin of the Wanker.

You are dead right on Reagan though. I'm terrified at the idea that he really didn't know about Iran Contra.

 

[jass1960]

Stop PMing me and asking what is a Wanker. Just stop it. OK, no one has PM'd me, but I'll answer the question anyway.

Not all Brits are Wankers. Peepers is not a wanker. He knows his place. That's why he knows more about America than George W.

Do you think you might be a Wanker? Are you a resident of the Isles? Do you have an affinity for calling soccer, "football?" Have you impregnated a Spice Girl? Do you do that annoying Cockney rhyme thing? Do small children tease you by calling you Andy the Anorak? Do you call rain boots "rubbers?" Have you eaten jellied fish (eel) today?


http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/anorak.jpg
The Anorak, Typical WankerWear

I don't adam and eve it, Marxist has the cheek to call us city bankers!

btw... that anorak is much too smart - it has to be a drab grey/green colour - get your facts right!

*Now back to plane spotting in Greece for me!*

 

[Gord]

Shit Jas you have bumped old Marxists ramblings back up the board - we will have him getting all excited again.

I agree with the anorak though - no self respecting train spotter would ever be seen in some sort of eskimo type garb. It looks far too functional - it also looks like it could actualykeep you warm - british anoraks dont do that

well must get on the dog and arrange for a quick ruby tonight with the old trouble and strife - must book a smash first

Cheers me old china

translation for Marxsist

dog and bone = phone

ruby as in ruby murray = curry

Trouble and strife = wife

smash , as in smash and grab = cab

and old china is china plate = mate

 

[DevilBoy79]

me like 2 days ago