what if?

[Digital_Bob]

what if you don't go to work today?

what if you take a left at the intersection instead of a right?

what if you get your morning coffee from a different coffee shop today?

what if you wear two different colored socks on purpose today?

what if you stopped and asked yourself 'what if?' three times today?

what if you felt compelled on some level to express how your what ifs panned out?

what if you close this thread and find you're unable to stop thinking about all of the endless possibilities?

what if you get your wish and someone really does shoot me between the eyes today?

what if someone slipped and fell in my brain matter?

what if i just sat here all day long typing 'what ifs'?

 

[Wings]

Alanis Morissette, is that you?

 

[kbate]

Alanis Morissette, is that you?

Taylor would get 9 songs from that OP.

 

[Wings]

Taylor would get 9 songs from that OP.

There would have to be more leaving, I think.

 

[blobfish]

What if anyone gave a flying fuck?

 

[Digital_Bob]

what if the fucks didn't fly and instead they shift-lurched?

 

[kbate]

There would have to be more leaving, I think.

What?

(c minor)
My blue sock left me, I'm left with my green. . .

(this song copyright me right now)

 

[Liar]

what if you don't go to work today?

Nothing, I'm on down time today.

what if you take a left at the intersection instead of a right?

I end up on a parking lot.

what if you get your morning coffee from a different coffee shop today?

I suppose I'll get caffienated.

what if you wear two different colored socks on purpose today?

I'll have to do it again another day, or do laundry.

what if you stopped and asked yourself 'what if?' three times today?

I'd look rather silly.

what if you felt compelled on some level to express how your what ifs panned out?

What?

what if you close this thread and find you're unable to stop thinking about all of the endless possibilities?

That is a possibility. Is it an endless one?

what if you get your wish and someone really does shoot me between the eyes today?

I am fairly certain I'll get my wish today. If you get shot between the eyes or not, is irrelevant.

what if someone slipped and fell in my brain matter?

Am I to assume you have any?

what if i just sat here all day long typing 'what ifs'?

If you have a break to go pee, would that be cheating?

 

[Wings]

What?

(c minor)
My blue sock left me, I'm left with my green. . .

(this song copyright me right now)

Millions of Tweens will be swooning.

 

[blobfish]

Do people even work at all in Sweden? I thought you had off like 300 days a year. Are the Ikea stores self-serve yet?